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A day in the life of a Ryanair pilot

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  1. Nugent

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    A full working day of a Ryanair pilot.
    4 flights.
    Poland to France
    France to Poland
    Poland to Italy
    Italy to Poland

     
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  2. stantys tattoos

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    42 minutes fuck that
     
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  3. Nugent

    Nugent Roland Nuggles
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    I know, you could have 12 cans in the same time
     
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  4. kiffa

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    :give:
     
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  5. lardy

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  6. Colonel Cardiffi

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    Ryanair Pilot Michelle Gooris

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    Agree...must be shifting a bit to do that in 42 mins!
     
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  8. Goslow

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    Phwoar she can play with my joystick anytime
     
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  9. Colonel Cardiffi

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    I'd adjust her flaps
     
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  10. Goslow

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    Coor i bet she’s got a lovely cockpit
     
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    Wouldn't mind crashing into her pentagon
     
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  12. Mad Al

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    Wouldn't trust her to reverse park the plane in the shed though.
     
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  13. Nugent

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    My cock would easily find her glideslope
     
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    i think i'm not the only one who's thinking what the fuck is a glideslope :hehe:
     
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  15. Nugent

    Nugent Roland Nuggles
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    It's an automated part of landing, the computer telling you when and the rate of your descent so you can hit the runway and not porthkerry park
     
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    It's also projected into the air at the predetermined angle by the array of antenna at either end of a runway.
     
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    Wouldn't mind inspecting her undercarriage.
     
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