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Advent Calendars

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Eat Y'self Fitter, 1 Dec 2019.

  1. Eat Y'self Fitter

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    Back in my day you opened the little door and there was a nativity themed picture behind it, another day excitidly ticked off before the big day. Then there were chocolate ones celebrating the birth of Jesus with cheap chocolate. Now it seems anything goes.

    We've all got one this year, my daughter got a bag tag in her Smiggle calendar, my wife got some face or hair suff or something in her M&S beauty calendar and I got a bottle of imperial stout in my beer one. (9.5%, I'll enjoy that later).

    Anyone else got fancy calendars? What did you get?
     
  2. Mad Al

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    Toblerone.....out on its own. Top advent calendar
     
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    I bought my missus a wine one.

    She had a bottle of malbec today
     
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  6. Eat Y'self Fitter

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    I guess it's a tiny one? Then again, she'll be used to that.
     
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    I got the usual Dairy Milk one, my little 'un got a Maltesers one but my missus got this bonkers After Eight Big Ben jobby

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    Not tiny.
    The size you get on aeroplanes.

    It's a massive calendar tho
     
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    I got one from Liverpool this year. All the windows are broken and the chocolates stolen.

    Next year I'm getting a Jehovah's Witness one. Open everydoor and someone tells you to Fuck off.
     
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    That's the way to do it! Can't believe some companies have thw cheek to try and flog ale advent calendars for 60 squid plus
     
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    I had a Katie Price (Jordan) advent calendar last year, all the flaps were open.
     
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    I’ve got one of these bad boys this year. Behind every window is a delicious packet of pork scratchings.

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    I wonder whats underneath 24? Probably @Mad Al has cut out a hole for his todger to poke through and some poor buggar will have a suprise:nqat:
     
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    To go up your arse?
     
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    Yeah, probably just like her fanny flaps! lol
     
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    Youngest has a Lego one.
     
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    You can't beat a Toblerone :warnock::hehe:
     
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    Always thought there was something slightly, no that's the wrong word, very gay about a grown man having an advent calender.
     
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    [​IMG] this is the one i got. open 1 this morning got a little bag of gummy bears
     
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