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Alun Cairns

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Joecity, 6 Nov 2019.

  1. Nugent

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    Theres only one candidate.
    Give Crabb the job back.
    Good orator
     
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  2. Dr. Lecter

    Dr. Lecter I was born a woman
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    You don’t get a pasting because you’re claiming the Tories will win - I’m sure they’ll be the biggest party once again.

    You get a pasting because you’re a mong.
     
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  3. Joecity

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    I'll still be there with a handy wrench or two son. Don worry.
     
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  4. Joecity

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    The one that resigned for sending sex texts and dic pics on his work ohone. That one.
     
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  5. Nugent

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    Ima not sure we can use that word on here.

    I said it months ago and had a right leathering.
    But because it's you, no one will say fuck all.

    :hehe:
     
  6. Nugent

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    Aren't people allowed to do that either?
    What the fuck is this world coming too
     
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  7. Joecity

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    Not when she works for you..No.
     
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  8. Dr. Lecter

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    I wouldn’t normally use it but if the cap fits...

    Although if anyone is offended then I’d like to take this opportunity to apologise.




    To mongs.
     
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  9. Nugent

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    Why?
    You're paying her
     
  10. Nugent

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    :hehe:
    Kin hell mun
     
  11. Joecity

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    I wish you were standing as an MP.
     
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    Ok everyone, zip it. Be nice to nugent. Let's get him to stand.
     
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  13. Colonel Cardiffi

    Colonel Cardiffi C'mon CITY!
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    Ooooohhh my god, please yes please. Inject it into my veins.
     
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  14. Nugent

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    I'd love to run as an MP.
    But people on here have got so much shit on me I'd be resigning the same week.
    :hehe:
     
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    When I heard the news I burst out laughing thinking about Nugent and the forum, what has my life become? :hehe:
     
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  16. Joecity

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    Not if you let us run your campaign. We'd keep schtum.
     
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    Imagine Aluns face if Nugey was running against him. Proper Michael Gove style banditery. I'd pay to see it.
     
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  18. TH63

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    The news flashed up on my phone's news alert, and I was straight on the forum - @Eat Y'self Fitter had beaten me to it the button pushing, glass stealing layabout
     
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    Btech Adam Brown
     
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  20. Eat Y'self Fitter

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    Wait 'til the Mirror find out about the deliveroo guy looking trough the letterbox and seeing you passed out in just your pants.
     
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