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Alun Cairns

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Joecity, 6 Nov 2019.

  1. Joecity

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    And bed shit gate...
     
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  2. John Toshack

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    Nuge was the first thing that sprung to my mind too when I heard the news. I need to get a life:hehe:
     
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  3. Whitts Left Peg

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    Does Cairnsie know his football Nuge? He could stand in for Dennis Wise on The Debate.
     
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  4. Nugent

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    I need 10 electors from the vale of glamorgan and £500.
    Anyone think we can raise that here.
    If I get in Joe, I'll give you a secretarial position in my office in Westminster , drink for peanuts in the Westminster bar upstairs while playing up and we will go to every spoons in london by the time my 5 years are up.



    And you can be campaign manager together with any others on here.
     
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  5. Dr. Lecter

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    The £500 you can manage.

    Trying to find 10 mates though....
     
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  6. Colonel Cardiffi

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    Would this mean I'd have to vote for you to help this caper work? It would be great shenanigans but I'm not sure I could bring myself to vote tory.
     
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  7. Dr. Lecter

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    Would be funny though.

    Graham (dressed in full kit) - OOCC Party - 12 votes.

    Huge cheer from Joe, Steve R and Mrs R at the back of the leisure centre.
     
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  8. stantys tattoos

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    cheap booze you say? :sherlock:
     
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  9. Joecity

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    He'd only be the front man. If he didn't do what we say on here we'd release the memos.
     
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  10. TH63

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    You'd have to move to Barry as well mate
     
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    fuck that
     
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  12. Colonel Cardiffi

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    Oh yeah, fair point, I hadn't thought this through :hehe:
     
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  13. Nugent

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    :hehe:

    I'd be independent innit. Or call us the only one Cardiff city party

    Welcome aboard mate.:hehe:
    Absolutely, I'd be in all your back pockets
     
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  14. Whitts Left Peg

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    That was my dream as a kid. Then they knocked down Butlins.
     
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  15. Joecity

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    Have you emailed him Nuge? How's he doing? Is he still on for nibbles next week.

    (Code for bulbing no doubt)
     
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    #prayforcairns
     
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  17. Joecity

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    #remindnugent
     
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    Word has it that "Widdle Alun" is hiding in his sock draw until this all blows over!
     
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  19. TH63

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    You’re not doing very well in the polls mate
     
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    I would consider buying a house in Barry, and paying the full £500 fee if it meant that after the election of @Nugent we could spring this on him whilst he was giving some speech or other in the HoC:



    If I had to shag a man?
    The one person that comes to mind, if I had to do EVERYTHING, I.e. take it, give it, puff him off and lick his arse, is Judge Rinder.


    :hehe:
     
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