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Alun Cairns

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Joecity, 6 Nov 2019.

  1. steve davies

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    Be careful what you wish for here with a CV like that they would fast track him to Home Secretary
     
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    @Nugent If you become PM, can I be Secretary of State for hip hop? I will even perform at your getting into office party for free
     
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    no
     
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  4. Eat Y'self Fitter

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    Seconded.
     
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  5. Malarkey

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    The press right now
     
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    Fine... I’ll make my own party. Get a celeb endorsement from Kanye West
     
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  7. TH63

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    Blimey, that’s cheaper than a 2 bedder in Caerphilly
     
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    True story. Was walking up Holton Road today (the lower end by the Mosque). Turned the corner out of Beatrice Road. There was 8 or ten people in front of me. Couldn't see who they were as the sun was low and in my eyes. They crossed the road. Weird looking buggers the lot of them. Then I spotted Mr Cairns.
    " Hey Alun I shouted. Is Ross with you?"
    He scuttled away like a weasel into Tensing Terrace! Looks like a broken man tbf. Didn't knock any doors just posted things!
    btw never spotted @Nugent either campaigning my arse!
     
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  10. Steve R

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    Surprised he didn't knock any doors (not). He was down ours today too, I missed him by seconds. Was gonna ask him where Nuge was.
     
  11. Nugent

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    I've had the flu last week boys, and sore throat and a cough the last 4 days.

    Me not well.

    I help out mainly on weekends too.
     
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    Thinly veiled 'I knew about the rape thing too and I'm lying low for a while in case The Gem gets wind of it' post imo
     
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  13. Nugent

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    :snicker:
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    Stuck between a rock and a hard place in this Election. Stick with Bungling Boris or go for Steptoe & Darth Vadar.

    What a fucking shitstorm.
     
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    [​IMG]:hehe:
     
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  16. TH63

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    That’s you, @Dr. Lecter and me all on the injured list. Can’t sleep me, fecking phlegm on my chest, coughed so much my ribs hurt,
     
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    I'm sure I got the sweating sickness from tudor times.

    You should start an oocc injured list thread, so we can give fellow users advice and sympathy in times of need like this.

    I cant wait for my missus to wake up , I'm gagging for a cup of tea.
     
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  18. Nugent

    Nugent Roland Nuggles
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    This sounds ridiculous, but the only thing stopping me coughing is having a fag atm.
     
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  19. TH63

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    I know what you mean, but I couldn’t even face the thought of one.
    I’m sure I’ve broken a couple of ribs coughing
     
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    Nugent Roland Nuggles
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    I cracked ribs through coughing a few years ago when I was ill.
    I had 3 weeks supply of codeine given to me