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Asda trouble maker

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Nugent, 4 Nov 2019.

  1. Joecity

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    Some serious life style droppers on there..I'm off to Timbuktu for the weekend..Any must do's..I have to spend 10 large by the end of the week for tax reasons see.
     
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  2. Nugent

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    Me too mate:hehe:
    No , I revel in the apprentice rate of £3 odd whatever it is. Use em for 3 years then get rid of em when they qualify
    I am a lovely boy me. Everyone who meets me loves me
    I can drink whisky all night me.
    Give me 6 pints of fosters tho, I'm fucked.
     
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  3. Nugent

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    £3 per hour for apprentices
    3 weeks cruises aren't cheap
     
  4. Nugent

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    Turns out curries are easy as fuck.
     
  5. Eat Y'self Fitter

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    Ah well, at least I know you're fibbing about this...
     
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  6. Nugent

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    Aww damn it, I was hoping to reel you in good n proper with that.
    I expected the cunt word at least
     
  7. Steve R

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    Not as easy as dead birds in foil. You should try one sometime.

    Oh....wait....
     
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  8. Joecity

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    Yes. Pouring a jar of uncle bens is a walk in the park.
     
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  9. Malarkey

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    You phoned up the Royal Balti didn't you?
     
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  10. Nugent

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    The bastards :hehe:
    Nobody, ever, has left a sandwich on site .
    I should have realised.


    No , clever clogs, I done it the pan from scratch.

    Pre cooked chicken breasts in a packet and a jar of balti curry
     
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  11. Whitts Left Peg

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    Btech TDAs:hehe:
     
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  12. Malarkey

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    That's not even cooking ffs!
     
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  13. Steve R

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    It's all about the 'Modern Balti' :thumbup:
     
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  14. Nugent

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    It is.
    All done in the pan mun
     
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    Yeah if you can get the fucking lid off:hehe:
     
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    I think @Joecity should decide if that's cooking!
     
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  17. Nugent

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    Oh he never agrees with me
    So I guess not:hehe:
     
  18. Colonel Cardiffi

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    Just got around to reading the last few pages of this thread... fackin' ell nuge. I do not know what to say.
     
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  19. Joecity

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    I do..

    "Have 6 weeks off.."
     
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  20. Glos Blue

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    Wow.

    There really is no reasoning with stupid.
     
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