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Bullshit Your Mum Told You

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Joecity, Jul 10, 2018.

  1. Joecity

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    My mum told me that if you eat apple pips then an apple tree will grow in your gut. Bullshit.
     
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    My nana said the same only she said grape pips
     
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    She also used to say...it’s too cold to snow
    And....have a cup of tea it will cool you down:hehe:
     
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    My Mum used to say chewing gum will stick to your lungs if you swallow it.
     
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    Sorry to piss on yer chips Trav, but both of these nuggets of wisdom are factually correct.

    Mam 1-0 Travis aaaaaaahhhhh!
     
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    How does that work then:shrug2:
     
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    The colder the air the drier it is, this lack of moisture makes snow less likely.
    As for the hot drinks, it’s the same as spicey curry. They can both cause you to sweat, which obviously has a cooling effect.

    Your mother clearly knows her shit.
     
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    Back when roller skating was a huge craze, all my friends in the street had the top brand skates, either Roces or Bauer and I remember really wanting a pair for my birthday.

    Well I got skates on my birthday but they weren't the top brand ones, they were just blue with four stripes down the side. My mother claimed that because they had four stripes that meant they were "one better than Adidas".

    :hehe:
     
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    If you went of a road cars would try to run you over.

    And if i acted badly a man would come and get me and take me away. Multiple times she made me pack my bag with my favourite toys and stand by the front door.

    Emotional terrorism.
     
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    The sand man coming to put sand in your eyes, the amount of times I went to sleep holding a bat was unbelievable
     
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    That the priest wasn't a paedophile he was just washing my mouth out in God's special way.
     
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    Barry, I don’t get it. what about the Artic regions then? They’re colder than here and see a shit full of snow!
     
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    The polar region is actually the driest place I believe. It’s all about measuring precipitation.
     
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    The credit must go to my Nan :thumbup:
     
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    That's absolutely awful. Sorry but it wouldn't cross my mind to do that to my kids FFS!!
     

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    If you pull that face and the wind changes you’ll stay like that foreve
     
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    If you sit on a cold step you will get piles.
     
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    I had that too.
    Yeah, cos after an hour of winning the Cup Final for Cardiff City in your back garden, a cup of tea is exactly the thing to cool you down :nope:
     

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    Ye. Im no parent so I dont understand how bad it can get, but I cant imagine Id do that to a child.

    They reckon I didnt care at the time. Which is a lie, I can remember howling :cry:
    :hehe: