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Bullshit Your Mum Told You

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  1. Dr. Lecter

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    I got told that as well:hehe:
     
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    Children work out your weakness by instinct and play on it till they break you or you break them. Most acts of so called cruelty against children are the result of children pushing the adult just that little bit too far. With physical punishment now frowned upon psychological torture is all that's left to the responsible parent. It's you or them.
     
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    If you eat to much chocolate, you'll get worms
     
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    If you shit yourself on purpose again cause I won't get you a Man.Utd top I will tell Santa you been going in my knicker drawer.
     
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    Me too :thumbup:
     
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    You will understand when you're older. No I won't. Bullshit.
     
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    You will be old before you know it... oh wait, that's true :fedup::hehe:
     
  9. I.8.POLITICAL.CORRECTNESS

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    who said that ?
     
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    My mam said ...in 2018 long after I’m gone England will win the World Cup again
     
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    "they will win the 2018 world cup" :hehe:
     
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    ahhhhhh , you beat me too the punch Trav :hehe:
     
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    "One day your prince will come along..." :shrug2::hehe:
     
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    '... the wind will change and your face will stay like that.'

    (May have just been caught wanking at that point)
     
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    Well if that’s you in your avatar I’d say she was right
     
  17. Mrs T

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    Me
    Me too although by my grandmother. She also warned against wearing a cheap plastic style baseball style hat or I would go bald. Did I listen? No, needless to say I'm as bald as an Eastern European ladies Fanny and have several annoying farmers living in my anus......
     

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