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Coronavirus Thread

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Dr. Lecter, 22 Jan 2020.

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Do you know a covid sufferer

  1. Yes

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  1. TH63

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    The truth is, that he couldn't possibly do any better. The sadness is, that he couldn't possibly do any better.
     
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    Are they coppers? More like council enforcement jobbos. I'd be telling them to fuck off as well if they asked me for my details. I'd leave the beach to not be a prick but like fuck would they get my name and address. Mini Nugent and Dominic Raab types, bit of power goes to their head. Dressed like an early morning old bill breach squad but without the authority to even be able to take a shit without notifiyng their boss. Fuck em I say.
     
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    No point tagging Nuggins

    Cunts going shopping 12 times a day
     
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    Well said @Nugent
     
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    Tens of thousands of Covid-19 tests have been double counted. If a patient had a throat swab then a nasal swab, it would be counted as two seperate tests. Added to that every postal test dispatched is counted as a test, even if there's no reply from the address.
     
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  10. TH63

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    You may not realise that I was taking the piss and you’ve just had an absolute ‘mare
     
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  11. Dr. Lecter

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    First time for everything.
     
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    The last time you took the piss, you ended up flouncing off to the comb.
    2017 and I've got a memory like an elephant.

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  13. TH63

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    Yes I did.

    It that’s got nothind to do with the fact that I was being ironic about Alexander de Pfeffel
     
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    Then I suggest you take more water with your irony. Alternatively you could start an irony thread.
     
  15. TH63

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    I’d assumed, wrongly apparently, that anyone who’s read any of my posts about politics would know my feelings about the incompetent arseholes running the country right now,
     
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    I'm not in the mood for 'irony' my neighbour died at home of Covid-19 yesterday, after being released from hospital on Monday.
     
  17. TH63

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    I’m sorry for the loss of your friend
     
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  18. Dr. Lecter

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    What the fucks going on here then?

    Can I remind everyone that this is the official coronavirus thread.

    I blame @TH63
     
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  19. Colonel Cardiffi

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    That's similar to what I posted here some time ago and I had a flock of wrenches