Youngest daughter at a sleep over, eldest over my sister in laws with my niece so for once me and Mrs Hartley have a childless Saturday night. Brilliant I think. Planned to go out to town and get her bladdered so I can have my thrice yearly fumble, but no, she’s got work tomorrow so we’re off to Nando’s and to watch Rocket Man. And she’s got the painters in anyway. So not only do I not get my wicked way I have to watch a young Elton prance around like Rylan on crack. I’m still going to get a few down my Gregory anyway. Fuck her (sadly not literally).