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Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Nugent, 12 Apr 2019.
Well I never.
Throw your cat in mate and see who wins while your there. Bell end.
Strange when you look at the comments.
17k likes and 17k dislikes.
The fish got to eat is my opinion
Yes it does but chucking a live mouse in there is just fecking about for Youtube hits. I'm not having it as anything other than a stunt. Since when do mice go swimming in water deep enough where that fish would naturally live. Bollox it is Butt.
What is it with cats? They hate water but love fish. What kind of evolutionary bollocks has gone on there? Eh? eh?
Saw a vid of a bloke feeding his snake a puppy, people used the same argument
A snake doesn’t have to eat a puppy and a fish doesn’t have to eat mice. Situationally created therefore both bellends
I've seen worse things in the meat industry though, things that have kept me awake at night, that's why I'm not a meat eater now
Meat eating man in carnivorous animal on animal shocker
the difference is I would eat meat if it was treated better, I'm not against it, just the grim side of it.
Have you not heard of the Fishing Cat?
Absolutely knew you were going to say this so I've prepared a short statement which my brief will now read to the court.
"My Lud. Forgive Graham for he lacks the insight to distinguish between a Youtube stunt and the real world. The real World in which the vast majority of us live. It's not that the boy is stupid my Lud. Far from it.
He's being far to clever for his own good in this instance. The defence is prepared to concede that any entity eating meat, in what ever form that occurs, may in the eyes of some be considered the exact same thing.
However it isn't my Lud.
My client Joecity has never filmed himself eating a live Dolphin despite him enjoying Salmon. No my Lud. Further he has never taken a bite out of his beloved Terriers legs for the titillation of a video streaming service. Quite the opposite My Lud.
The defence's position, using broad strokes, is that Graham spent far too long last night gazing into his telescope, which I'm informed my Lud has a dodgy base and is somewhat lacking in diameter.
My client has signed and dated this statement and will be giving no comment to any further questions.
My turkeys are treated well, otherwise I wouldn’t be doing what I do. I can’t stand animal cruelty/suffering.
The majority of the videos on YouTube are either really old or farms from other countries and are by far the exception rather than the rule. Modern animal welfare standards in the uk are actually very high and increasingly so.
So, why not end a life of misery and start eating turkey again? Low in fat, high in protein and it keeps me in a job. I can assure you the Red Tractor standards we meet are set very high and my birds are reared with love and affection!
Turkey bummer enquat
A life of misery? I don't actually miss it that much, been off it for years now, I do miss making a nice curry and pate on toast though
Is that Bernard Matthews latest range?
Fair do's one of the best posts of the year!