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Do fish eat mice?

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Nugent, 12 Apr 2019.

  1. Joecity

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    Are they friendly? I always get the feeling they are going to kick off. What if they all went on the rampage? All 20,000. All went for a disco? Would you be able to stop them?
     
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    Just show them a jar of cranberry sauce! Bottlers the lot of them!
     
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    No, only 17,410.

    They’re fine now at 40-odd days old. Quite sweet and inquisitive.
    In about 60 days when the testosterone kicks in they start getting grumpy. By 100 days they want to take you down and peck your eyes out. You can’t even walk the barn with your fingers below waist height or they have them off. Not to mention when they flap and jump up with a double footed Kung fu kick towards your nuts. They can’t go to the disco though, they can’t open the doors innit. No opposable thumbs like!
     
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    Are they all blokes then? I mean like do they all chase each other around for sex otherwise so you have all lads? Sorry so many questions. Can't you bring the disco to them or would you have 17, 410 different requests. Not even the R's could manage that.
     
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    Yeah, all stags. There is the occasional hen which slips through the ‘sexing’, poor girls don’t stand a chance!
     
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    Where do all the hen's go then? Is there farms where they are all hens? Or are they put to sleep early doors? Sorry for the questions. Interested like
     
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    I hope they don't get minced alive like the chickens :nope:
     
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    Well they might. That's what I want to know like. Out of curiosity.
     
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    Christ it sounds like a night up the Admiral. No wonder it closed down!!!!!!!
     
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    It was at this point I had to give up reading the rest
     
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    Curiosity is how I became a veggie :hehe:don't do it :thumbup::hehe:
     
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    I've seen all the videos and the chicks on the death machine don worry.
     
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    'Chicks on the death machine' are doing a 30 minute 'live art installation' between sets on the upcoming Intravenous Love Custard / Rioja Sex Jacket double headline tour.
     
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    Hens go to specific ‘hen grow-out’ farms. That’s where you’re traditional Christmas bird comes from as they’re much smaller. Stags are too big (18-20kg), they wouldn’t fit in your oven. They go to Toby carvery or go for cuts (Breast steaks, mince, sausages etc).
    I took a random hen from one of or barns for last Xmas, she was over 11kg. Only just fit in our oven and we’ve got a fucking big range!
     
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    Nice one mate. Was wondering. I do cook with turkey mince. Meatballs or use it like mince beef for chilli and bolognaise. It's great for carrying flavour. Like you say Turkey is lean and it's pretty cheap. I guess we don't import a lot do we? Having said that Lidls and Aldis probably do. I dunno...
     
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    This board does generate some great band names. 'Hounds on the Peck' is another band I'd go and see.
     
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    It's like Jurassic park innit.
    Glos blue makes em all one sex in a lab.
    But like Jeff goldblum says "life finds a way".

    Poor @Glos Blue , there'll be a storm soon and his electric fences will start failing all over the farm and there'll be turkeys everywhere , going berserk.
     
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    Are you suggesting @Glos Blue is going to get gobbled to death?

    I suppose there are worse ways to go
     
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    Bloody Tories..
     
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