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Elasticated Jeans

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Nugent, 26 Jul 2020.

  1. Nugent

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    Missus bought me 2 pairs this week.

    Oh my dear god, where have you been all my life, so comfy around the waist, no need to breathe in while doing top button up, and when I'm leaning over to do my shoe laces up, I no longer feel like I'm about to pass out.

    Brilliant invention that has passed me by.

    Anyone else into these bad boys?
     
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    No
     
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    You need a poncho never mind elastic jeans.
     
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    No they’re for girls
     
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  6. lardy

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    Don't know which is worse, the elasticated waistband, her buying it for you, or that she got two pairs which suggests she buys most of your clothes.
     
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  7. Nugent

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    Right, anyone who hasn't tried them, get a pair first before having a dig.
    Then come back, and I'll accept your apology
    :hehe:
     
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    Looks great on you nuge
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    Otherwise known as maternity jeans, fatty!
     
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  10. Nugent

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    They are male Jeans mun :hehe:
     
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    Everyone already has elasticated pants, we understand the concept!
     
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    1947985d-9751-42e8-bfa6-e4321bb4bb3d.jpg or
    petite-blue-elasticated-high-waist-mom-jeans.jpg?
     
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    Now that I've done a Google search to get the thumbnail image for the thread I can look forward to at least a week of Amazon pitching a variety of elasticated jeans to me.
     
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    Elasticated jeans, the cutting edge of fashion.....If you’re a complete spaz. Please don’t tell me they’re elasticated around the ankles too.

    Milky milky
    :hehe:
     
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    Stop dicking about on here and clean out the guttering.
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    why are you wearing a belt?
     
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  19. Nugent

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    For show innit.

    Fashion accessory.
    Never wear a jeans without a belt mun
     
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    Is it part of the design to try and hide the elastic?
     
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