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Elasticated Jeans

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Nugent, 26 Jul 2020.

  1. Nugent

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    It's ok I'm going now.

    The veg needs cooking.
     
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    You don’t need elasticated jeans mun

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    I'm doing the skirting boards.Only popped around your gaff to deliver a pizza ffs.
     
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    No idea how old you are, but my wife buys almost all my clothes, it's hugely liberating. Strangely, one thing she doesn't buy me is jeans. Not that I've worn jeans since lockdown, I've been in shorts & flip flops since march.
     
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    No. Not since I was 6 years old anyway. :nope:
     
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    I keep googling jeans with elasticated waists and
    My grandad used to have a couple of pairs of them but back in those days they were known by their correct name incontinent pants :sherlock:
     
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  7. lardy

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    She'll help me choose, but not come home from the shops without talking to me!

    And especially not clothing loaded with meaning like elasticated jeans - I mean, that's not subtle...
     
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    My missus used to try and buy me clothes. Then she realised that unless it’s my uniform of black jeans and metal t shirt then it just stays in the wardrobe with the tags on.

    Now she’s happy because she buys me clothes that I wear and I’m happy because she buys me clothes that I like.

    No need for any bullshit - just get me what I like and save us both fucking around.

    p.s Nugent - you’re a fucking fanny.
     
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    It's rare I'm left speechless, but men really let their wives choose what clothes they wear? Fucking hell!
     
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    Like those blokes you see out with their wives in the pub and when they go to the bar they've got to ask their mrs for some money, sad as fuck.
     
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    Can I have the card love!
     
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  14. Nugent

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    My missus is pretty good getting my clothes to be fair. :hehe:
     
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  15. Nugent

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    That's me
     
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    I would have bet money on it being you nuge :hehe:
     
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  17. Nugent

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    Shes not that bad tho.

    She let's me keep £100 a week from my pay and saves the rest.
    So when we go out, I make her use the card with the savings in, not touch my £100.
    That's my play money for working away or buying treats for myself.

    :hehe:
     
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    I never ever tell my mrs how much I earn, I pay the bills, that's all she needs to know.
     
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    By 'saves' do you mean 'spends'?
     
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    Ah, proper old school.
    Love it:thumbup:
     
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