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F.A.O. Joecity & his picky missus.

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Eat Y'self Fitter, 12 Jun 2019.

  1. Mrs Steve R

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    No problem :hehe: Saddle wax is nice too. :thumbup:
     
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    REAL POOFS WEAR MEN
     
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  3. Joecity

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    Any excuse for this


     
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    Used to know a horsey woman who had three horses. The smell throughout the house was horses. I only ever called to take the manure she had stacking up for my garden (in Pembrokeshire)
     
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  5. Joecity

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    What a shit post.
     
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    But it was good quality shit having matured for a few years and ready to go straight onto the garden. Don't know how people can live with that sweaty horse smell. Used to turn my stomach.
     
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    I can't stand that either. Same goes for wet dogs though too.
     
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  8. Joecity

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    i used to clean out stables when I was a kid for money. You'd clean it out then put the horse back in there and it would do a shit straight away. It was all clean and nice. Stupid kents they are.
     
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    There are no more stupid animals than bovines and they have the BMI to kill.
     
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    A fucking Wasp is more stupid than a cow. i know it's an insect but they are dopey kents.
     
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    Used to help out on a farm (have even sheared sheep and that's not as easy as it looks) but a wasp can only sting you whilst a cow can easily trample and crush and not be aware of what it's doing.
     
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    They fucking stink as well. Most steak is covered in shit. They shit themselves real bad when they are dying..Almost all milk has got puss off their tits in it. Filthy beasts they are. Best leave them alone like Hindu's do. They just wander around then doing fuck all.
     
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    They're really max capacity lawn trimmers. Sheep do a good job on a fairway and putting green.
     
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    I like steak but the amount of Fecal matter in meat is a concern...I'd be happy if all the cows were just let go to wander around. They wouldn't get up too much once they all spread out. Just stand around a lot. Eat some grass like you say. Do the odd shit.
     
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    They are a probably the best way of improving ground conditions in hot climes. Experiments show that as long as you move them on regularly a habitat can sustain a large number of livestock by allowing land to rest after being dumped on.
     
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    Only learnt the other day that goats are caprine and sheep are ovine.

    As in grapevine.

    Marvellous.
     
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    Both are a lot stronger than people think. Try catching one and holding on to it. :fedup:
     
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    i'll leave casserole tomorrow
     
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    Stop reading Mrs R’s vegan propaganda.
    It’s all rubbish. There’s more faecal matter in your pint down the pub than on your steak!
     
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    She DM's me every day....Says she'll ban me if I don help spread her agenda..
     
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