Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Goslow, 8 Jul 2019.
They love me I hate them
Thinly veiled 'check my lovebite out, losers' post imho
Ah, just take it on the chins mate.
Shouldn’t this be on the shit tattoos thread. Looks like a vintage Doc Graham there.
That's what happens when you drink from a workmates dirty cup......
They sure are a pain in the neck.
I had the fortune to marry a woman who was more attractive to all biting insects than myself. One night in Borneo had to sleep in a shack with no mosquito nets. I woke up with three bites on my belly whilst she had disappeared under maybe five dozen.
Tough crowd today
There's a limerick in that somewhere.
It's there to be found. Colonel's offering a £50 prize to the best one.
There was a young fella called jack
Who pulled a young chick in a shack
When he unpacked her
The mozzies attacked her
And bit her all over her crack
Haven't been horsefly bitten for years.
Bastards they are. Thick kents cant even recognise a horse.
Only the four bites today,not bad considering.
I'm surprised Goslow didn't say there were some similarities, he missed a joke there
I'm a gentleman, therefore I'm far too modest.
I wouldn't count your chickens yet, I suspect you've got many years of neck jokes ahead of you.
Up to now I've got the manliest neck on the board
Apart from Mrs R......