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F*****g Horseflies

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Goslow, 8 Jul 2019.

  1. Goslow

    Goslow Ich bin ein fotze
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    They love me I hate them
     
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  2. Arfur Ap Llewellyn Europe

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    :yikes:

    Thinly veiled 'check my lovebite out, losers' post imho
     
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  3. TH63

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    Ah, just take it on the chins mate.
     
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  4. Mrs Steve R

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    Harsh :hehe:
     
  5. Glos Blue

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    Shouldn’t this be on the shit tattoos thread. Looks like a vintage Doc Graham there.
     
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  6. Dr. Lecter

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    That's what happens when you drink from a workmates dirty cup......
     
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    They sure are a pain in the neck.
     
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  8. Nid Dave

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    I had the fortune to marry a woman who was more attractive to all biting insects than myself. One night in Borneo had to sleep in a shack with no mosquito nets. I woke up with three bites on my belly whilst she had disappeared under maybe five dozen. :hehe:
     
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  9. Goslow

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    Tough crowd today :nope:
     
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  10. Colonel Cardiffi

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    There's a limerick in that somewhere.
     
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  11. Nid Dave

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    It's there to be found. Colonel's offering a £50 prize to the best one.:thumbup:
     
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  12. Colonel Cardiffi

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    [​IMG]
     
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    There was a young fella called jack
    Who pulled a young chick in a shack
    When he unpacked her
    The mozzies attacked her
    And bit her all over her crack

    :rimshot:aaaaaay thengyew!
     
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  14. Vimto

    Vimto Time for a break .. ;)
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    Haven't been horsefly bitten for years.
    Bastards they are. Thick kents cant even recognise a horse.
     
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  15. Goslow

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    Only the four bites today,not bad considering.
     
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    I'm surprised Goslow didn't say there were some similarities, he missed a joke there :hehe:
     
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  17. Goslow

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    I'm a gentleman, therefore I'm far too modest.
     
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    I wouldn't count your chickens yet, I suspect you've got many years of neck jokes ahead of you.
     
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  19. Goslow

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    Up to now I've got the manliest neck on the board :nqat:
     
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    Apart from Mrs R......
     
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