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F*****g Horseflies

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Goslow, 8 Jul 2019.

  1. Vimto

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    :nqat: :hehe:
     
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  2. Vimto

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    We havent exactly had a Neck-off (ugh.. sounds a bit rum that) though. One horse(fly) race so far.

    Lecters hands on your neck would be an iconic image. And sooo 2019.
     
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    I know an old goslow who swallowed a horsefly, I dont why he swallowed a horsefly, perhaps he'll die.
     
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  4. Goslow

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    If my Mrs saw that she’d cut my nuts off
     
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    I'd need two hands for that.
     
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  7. Goslow

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    Update.
    Just the one bite today, fucker got me on the arm as we were leaving site.
     
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  8. Vimto

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    Are your colleagues getting bitten also?

    As a youth, I used to work on a potato farm in the summertimes.
    I got bit by horseflies pretty often, but some of the other lads used to get bitten to feck and back , every single day.

    Must be something about you they like IMO ..:thumbup:
     
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  9. Goslow

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    One of the boys beat me 2-1, which was nice.
     
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    It's all in the blood.
     
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    If I get bitten I itch for months after sometimes, I've got a strange immune system :nope::hehe:
     
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    Get Steve to try a different tooth paste
     
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  13. Goslow

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    Result, no hits today :warnock:
     
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    I use a Stanley blade (less than 6 months old) to cut the bites out. Provided the cut is not too large it heals up in no time.
     
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    Does that stop an immune response? :hehe:
     
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    Stanley blade to the side of the neck?
    Jeez ..
    Dont try this at home kids...
     
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    Not at all. In fact it often brings one on.
     
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    Fucking hell, hark at John Rambo here.
     
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    and stitches the wound up
     
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    Goslow would need a chainsaw for that neck.
     
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