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Fact: Women's blood not as good as men's

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  1. Joecity

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    Yeah it would improve no end.
     
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  2. BLUE TUESDAY

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    :hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:
    Or it might give u a 10 inch cock
    Witch would you rather :hehe:
    Smelling is over rated anyway mate :hehe:
     
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    Stanty was in a second hand antique shop and he saw this brass lamp that took his fancy. It was a bit old and battered and covered in dust. He started rubbing the dust off to see what condition it was in underneath when a genie came out of it.

    Thank you for releasing me the genie said. I've been in there for 10,000 years. Let me grant you one wish..

    I want a cock so big that it touches the floor stanty says.

    Ally Oop says the genie producing a sabre and cut both stantys legs off.
     
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    omg is he ok
     
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    Blindness is too good for those cunts.
     
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    fr
    eternal lady of the night i asked for who owned a pub and was a heavy smoker:thumbup:
     
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  7. Nid Dave

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    There aren't many organisations that require you to get a lobotomy and trust it's hierarchy despite the regular errors it comes up with. They've already predicted the end of the world near on half a dozen times suggesting/requiring their members to sell their houses and stuff and gather at various places with their packed suitcases.
     
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    My mother in law is one.

    That’s all the proof I need.
     
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  9. Joecity

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    You still believe in Splotto though right?
     
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  10. Nid Dave

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    Look up "dubtown" on you tube.
     
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    Is that like. that rap stuff young Adz listens to?
     
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  12. Nid Dave

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    My philosophy is that only a fool believes in "truth" before he has need of it. It's invariably "fake" at all other times subject to unwarranted interpretation.
     
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    It's JW stories animated by lego. Gave me a few nights of amusement.
     
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  14. Joecity

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    That's not bad actually. Can't see it fitting on the front of a red baseball cap but it's not bad.
     
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    That's made me chuckle :hehe:
    The Lego one yeah :thumbup:
     
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    Always remember some big head when I worked in an office trying to trump me on giving blood.

    He showed me his card which was 5-12 donations (or something like that). You haven't got one of these Ade have you? He taunted. I said, nah mate I haven't. But I just got one of these - it was a badge for 25 donations.

    I haven't given for ages, it seems to be appointment only whenever I see them in supermarkets these days. I think you can give every 14 weeks - so you can give more than twice a year. I have to start donating more body fluids :nqat:
     
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    So they've predicted the end of the world less times than Organ Morgan then?
     
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    I think that Stephen McPhail suffered from Sjogrens Syndrome too.
     
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