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FAO Dr Lecter re: Carlisle away

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  1. Arfur Ap Llewellyn Europe

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    Didn't you have an amusing anecdote about your son on this trip











    That most definitely shouldn't have been posted in a competition thread

    :nqat:
     
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    You’ve raised the level of expectation now.

    People will be expecting something interesting and/or amusing now.

    Give me five and I’ll make something up that ticks both boxes.
     
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    If my kids looked like that I’d invent a time machine, go back in time and cut off my balls.
     
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    :hehe: I wasn't suggesting that mate. Just a random pic of a cunt. Sorry for any confusion. :hehe:
     
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    Thanks for reminding me.

    My son’s off up to Carlisle tomorrow. He’s dragged a mate along for his first away trip but neglected to tell him it’s In Carlisle and he won’t be getting back to Caerphilly until next Monday.

    Also he’s a proper stanty when it comes to drinking so he’ll be laughing like fuck when he realises it’s a pop and crisps bus.
     
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    Joke’s on you Steve.

    That’s actually me in the pic.

    Lol.
     
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    i can see an end of a friendship
     
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    Carlisle away?! I'd need at least a 12 pack for that fucker
     
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    for the way up?
     
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    :hehe:

    I reckon those days are behind me, although I haven't been away on a bus for a few years.

    6 up, couple at Inn stop and 6 back would do it these days I reckon.

    Although my favourite can is San Miguel so perhaps an 8 pack.
     
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    Shud be a Smiley :nqat:
     
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    He’s the best looking chap in Swansea he is. His Dad’s probably glowing with pride.
     
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    Shud be sent as a picture for a birthday request at the next jack home game :thumbup:
     
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    That would be before you even get on the bus never mind the trip up and back
     
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    His mum/sister / aunt too
     
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    Or replace mrs Lector :hehe::hehe:
     
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    Coke flagon with jd and coke :thumbup:
    a couple of weed cakes in thier packed lunch :hehe:
    (Of course not that I'd advocate such behaviour) :hehe:

    Do they smoke it's a long way for smokers without a fag :hehe:
     
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    A dry supporters bus from Caerphilly? nah cant be possible mun, surely there has got to be some kind of aroma of class A substances lingering around mun. :nqat:

    feck modern football I say :nqat:
     
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