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Farage, brexit bus, milkshakes...

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Charlie, 22 May 2019.

  1. Charlie

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    Dear lord I need to see footage...
     
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  2. Colonel Cardiffi

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    Journalists playing fast and loose with the word "hostage" there.
     
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    I can see the armed police now - “put the milkshake down and move away from the bus”

    :hehe:
     
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    Bit sad innit? (Like, sad as in pathetic, not tear-jerking).

    Weirdos paying £3 for a McDonalds milkshake, giddy with excitement in the queue as they nudge their mates & whisper "I'm gonna do it, bro. I'm gonna actually buy one & see if we can get near him"

    On par, for me, with 50 yr olds who like to try & 'be proper nawty' on away football trips, valleys women who wears pink sparkly cowboy hats, and the name "Clive".
     
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    Whatever Clive
     
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    It’s always them rascal whore millennials :nqat:
     
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    Honestly adz, I throw my shoe of urine and potty at you for such disobedience to your elder!!
     
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    My elder with a bum on his chest?
     
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    This is the guy who was going to pick up a rifle if brexit wasn’t delivered?

    Shitting his pants at the sight of a strawberry milkshake
     
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    He doesn't want to damage his expensive suit.

    Hold on, I thought he was skint?
     
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    FYP.
     
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    Jo Brand made a career out of being a fat cunt and telling jokes about her being a fat cunt. Now there's that Sarah Milligan, who's exactly the same, where's the good female comedians?
     
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    Mrs R.
     
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    saw bette midler in las vegas a few years back AL my missus was cringing under the seat whilst i was crying with laughter. she can sing as well mind
     
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    Let's be honest if she had mentioned throwing battery acid at anyone else people would be freaking out, she's a stupid bitch for saying it and he's a stupid cvnt for reacting to it.
     
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    He should just man up.

    A real Englishman wouldn't be scared of a little bit of acid.

    He sounds more like a poofy foreigner to me.
     
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    Hammerite metal Finish (not the smooth finish)would be another alternative to milkshake, and would properly fuck up said suits.
    It's expensive though
     
  19. Barry Shitpeas

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    People are freaking out, well according to the media they are anyway.
    :hehe:

    Just pointing out Nigel “say what I like and I like what I bloody well say” Farages hypocrisy.
     
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    victoria wood died years ago