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Flicking your boxers up with your foot and catching them

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  1. Joecity

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    What if there was a fire and you had to jump out the window? You'd look a right prick stood in the street in the buff.
     
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    Euphemism?
     
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    :hehe:
     
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    You don’t think I’m proud of the undercarriage?
     
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  5. Joecity

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    What if it's freezing and raining? Pyjama bottoms will help with this. There's not many situations they wont help with if you have to leave the house quickly and climb down. Much better.
     
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    Did I ever tell you about the time I had an accident in my pants in Junior school. The teacher wouldn't let me go the toilet so I shit my pants.. The teacher put my pants into newspaper and rolled them up. I put them in my bag. When I got home my Mum thought I had a bag of chips. Let me have a chip she said. i can't really remember after that what happened. Was quite funny tho.
     
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    Don't forget they'll come in extremely handy if you happen to be wearing them next time you fall in the canal.
     
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    Have pissed myself in class when the teacher wouldn’t let me go, not a drastic ending other than the fact I refused to go back in to the class because I saw that I left a small puddle on the chair :hehe::hehe: (I was 8 btw so it wasn’t recent)
     
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    Polo likes a vest to bed
     
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    You're local chippy must of been the "shit" at the time.:thumbup:
     
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    Venus fish bar. Fucking awesome. Bag of scrumps 5p.
     
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    I just discovered that our iron has been on all day.

    Take that, Shitpeas.
     
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    :yikes::hehe:
     
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    Best way to remove socks after a night on the piss , shuffle one foot backwards , creating friction with sock and carpet , and foot slides out leaving sock on carpet . Repeat with other foot , then slide into the scratcher without cleaning teeth . Guaranteed, night without bird looking for rumpy pumpy . :thumbup:
     
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    T shirt and pants for me. Fuck pyjamas.
     
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    Me personally I just wear shorts or joggers and I stopped wearing pjs when I was 8.:hehe:
     
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    I reckons if your house was on fire the neighbours seeing your bollocks would be the least of your worries.You big hur-mur.
     
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    Is that a gay Geordie? :hehe:
     
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    Any more of this shit and I’ll come round in the middle of the night and cut your electric off you climate change nazi son of a bitch.
     
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    Give his hair a trim while you're there. :thumbup::hehe:
     
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