Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Joecity, 8 Jun 2019.
I was just calling him a puff in the style of coronation streets liz McDonald
It’d be my pleasure Mrs R. I’m a wizard with a set of pube scissors. I can pop round and give you a trim too if you’re a bit bushy.
Flick em, catch em, sniff em is my perfect hat trick.
None of those bowling them into the laundry. Crickets for Tories.
I'm fine, thanks
Post of the year. Well done! Made me laugh!
It's probably grown quite a bit since I last saw it up close.
unless u r hung like me
got checkered pj bottoms plus animal off the muppets and taz but like to wear a city shirt or wales top when guzzling down my cans/bottles after frequenting the local ale houses. dog on the lap talking shite to u lot and watching shit tellya simple life but a enjoyable one. one more bottle and a fag and bed. then breakfast then club etc
What if my feet Is cold??
Just use the dog! Simples
What if you dont have a dog??
You’ll have cold feet
Well that's no good is it? fucking put me on a register then.
I go with my bright red Cardiff City onesie for that...
I sleep in the nude so that, if I die overnight, at least the police will get a good old laugh when they get around to discovering my body.