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Found a tortoise the other day

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Joecity, 13 May 2019.

  1. Joecity

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    Forgot to say. On my way to Lidls...Walking through a lane...She was just off for a little buz into the kop that's by there. Check her out. 3 legs. I found her owners. Was walking around with it ina Lidl's bag knocking doors. Look how happy they are. Her name is Peggy the tortoise. They had a hole in their fence. All sorted now. Loves a happy ending me.

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  2. Goslow

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    I was expecting
    ' I poached it in goats milk and served it with sautéed new potatoes,French beans and a Caper sauce',
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    Disappointed of Tredegar.
     
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    Wind your neck in :hehe:
     
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    How long did it take you to catch it mate?
     
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    Is there a "Most Wholesome Post" category in the end of season awards? :thumbup:
     
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    What do you think happened to the 4th leg?
     
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    A man's gotta eat.
     
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    Vegan sausage roll?
     
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    Do you think tortoises are plants?
     
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    The funny thing is that after a quick wikipedia on my blower loads of tortoises are allergic to lettuce and it will kill them. I nearly gave her some. Plus they don drink from a can. Fancy that. Imagine being allergic to salad. Great excuse or stupid pre historic bell ends. You decide.
     
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    They can't be bothered running. Lazy twats!
     
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    Perhaps they're related to the stupid fucking cockchafer.
     
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    You should look after him mate. He looked class. I've had a spider for ages now in my wing mirror. Top boy he is.
     
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    They're a nightmare to pin down tbh. Also incredibly stupid. Too stupid to be a pet, enkwat.

    They'd be knocking shit off your shelves, and turning your hifi off and stuff.

    Not for me.
     
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    Just put the light on at 9.45 for a crafty vape. Enjoy him. Don't be too clingy. Nobody really owns anything. We just bump into things on our way through life.
     
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    I did enjoy him, for the 10 minutes he was busy headbutting my outbuildings.

    Here's a cheeky one of him climbing up a leaf:

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    Kick it
     
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    Outbuildings eh? Some sort of Croesy are you...I hope he left them tidy that Cockflier.
     
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    I couldn't think of a better word for garage.
     
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    In that leaf photo you can see him giving me an evil side glance. And those furry eyebrow things.
     
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