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Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Joecity, 14 Apr 2019.
You don't see quicksand either do you?
A punji pit I a small,camouflaged hole containing sharpened bamboo spikes,preferably smeared in excrement.
The trap you describe is still popular with the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise.
I fucking had a dream about all this bollox last night.
I was living in a tent and Predator killed me.
A veloceraptor would have been more realistic.
I see Joe is having a little practise camp in his Mams back garden.
Good on him I say, I hope no naughty boys make ghosts noises and throw bottles over the fence in the night.
I'd prefer a velociraptor, I'd try and stroke it me.
What about one of these? it's just like a big Rudy
Cassowary attack: giant bird kills owner in Florida after he fell - https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/apr/14/cassowary-attack-giant-bird-kills-owner-in-florida-after-he-fell
Yeah, I'd have a go at trying to tame him.
In my head I'm dr Doolittle, I shit you not, I swore blind the other day my hamster was communicating with me.
It made me go to fridge and get a smidge of cheese
Hey @Joecity , I just saw this in the Graun, it might interest you..
I’m a teacher and I live in the back of a van - https://www.theguardian.com/education/2019/apr/16/teacher-live-back-van-personal-story-anonymous
He's also got a blog but I've not read that.
Tin Can Teacher - https://tincanteacher.blog/
Why don't they move
Can you pop around and train Rudy to stop chucking food all over the place? she's doing this 3 or 4 times a day now, little fucker
I can't see it, me.
This 'stand-off' was tough enough to witness!
Ones a bird brained, claw footed, beaky, seed eater who shit's on his own floor and the other one is Rudy.
Cassowaries instinctively disembowel you first before deciding what else to trash or eat. That's why unlike ostriches and emus they are not domesticated.
Oh! and animals do communicate telepathically but many people have too cluttered a mind set to recognise it.
I found this story just as interesting
‘We’re told we’re anti-Welsh bigots and fascists’ – the storm over Welsh-first schooling - https://www.theguardian.com/education/2017/jun/20/storm-welsh-only-schools-minority-language
Id Take the food off her and treat her like a child, just give her something to eat every so often.
Shes clever, she knows shes getting a response of you so shes doing it for your attention.
Never reward bad behaviour.
I don't know how often birds eat, I'd even consider not giving her a bowl for a day or something.
Fuck you Joe shitty