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Guess the Attendance - Wales v Spain

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by TDA, Oct 9, 2018.

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    This has been a fucking nightmare. In "Play Your Cards Right" fashion, I asked 100 Welsh folk "Are you going to the game tomorrow?". The answer was 23. I then calculated that 23 out of 100 is 23%.

    The population of Wales is an unbelievable 3,063,000 according to a census 7 years ago. In that time I reckon that pricks like me have sown a fair few seeds in a fair few Council Estate bellies, and those bellies are particularly fruitful as the Welfare Bill in this country proves. So, I guessed the Welsh population to be 3,149,998 precisely. That was because my granddad, God bless his beautiful soul, passed away 11 months ago leaving me heartbroken. Also, because the Iranian chick that lived opposite me also moved away 6 months ago, leaving me heartbroken a second time.

    So, I worked it out. 23 * 3,149,998 is 72,449,977. That made no fucking sense whatsoever. So, I called a nephew who is quite good at numbering and figuring, whereas I am only good at plumbing and fingering. He said I was a tosser, and a stupid one at that. "Uncle" he said, "you have to divide by fucking 100".

    That gives an answer of 724,499.77. My nephew reckons I should "round up", but he didn't account for my granddad nor the Iranian girl what moved away. So, I am going to round down. Take that Isaac Newton. He was an MP you know? His only contribution was to stand up and ask for the window to be closed. Apparently this is a fact.

    So, I have a figure of 724,499. But, I have to divide by 23 because that's how many people said they were going to the game. My nephew disagrees, but when he has a GCSE in CDT he can start lording it over me. This gives me an accurate, nay, spot on figure of 31,499 - again rounding down for my beautiful granddad and my beautiful Iranian neighbour what moved away.

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    31,499 TDA ta ever so much.
     
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    Ignore the reminder. I have just seen this ... :coat:
     

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