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How long will Joe survive in his tent?

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by TDA, 14 Apr 2019.

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How long before his words come back to haunt him?

  1. Less than a week

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  2. 1 - 2 weeks

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  3. 2 - 4 weeks

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  4. 1 - 2 months

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  5. Rover Way , here I come

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  1. TDA

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    How long before these words come back to haunt him?

    "This can be done. Wash clothes in Laundrette. Put stuff in 4 x 4 during the day. Loads of room in there

    Carry on the day thing as normal. Still get stuff done. Still keep it coming in. Camp of an evening.

    Not looking for it to be easy. Just better than having your head pecked from all sides.

    Plus you get so far way from yourself in the day 2 day. When was the last time u could just sit somewhere quiet and think.

    It might turn out to be shit but I thinks not. Could be quite something for a time."
     
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  2. Glos Blue

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    He’ll be back at his mam’s within an hour for a poo.
     
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    If he went home after one night or twenty it makes no difference, as long as he's happy with his choice :thumbup:
     
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    I cant believe he's gonna do it all.
    I fucking hate camping me, me and missus went camping for a weekend, I set up tent, I asked her what all the dangly white ropes are coming down the side, she said they are guy ropes.
    I said guy ropes schmy ropes.
    And just left them dangling.

    Woke up in morning and saw the tent sagging, in my pants and poked the sagging area from inside and got fucking soaked.
    Then I realised the guy ropes were important after all.

    Had all the mod cons for cooking, forgot to pack any chairs, so had to sit on the hard floor all weekend, moaned like fuck throughout.

    Other kids constantly kicking footballs that found thier way over to us spilling cans over.

    If joecity goes through with this then fair play to him, but I'll give him 2-4 weeks.

    The summer may be approaching, but if the sky is clear at night it'll be bastard baltic, I don't like subjecting my willy to environments that reduce girth and length.
     
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  5. Vimto

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    ^^
    Nuge, sorry to read this mate - its just not like you to have a 'disasterous ' holiday (and oof - just because of others poor behaviour too .. FFS eh?) - and spent the whole time 'suffering' with something to moan about.

    Yeah .. bad news that mate - hope the next one goes better. :thumbup:
     
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    Joe takes cold showers likes to “do his business” outdoors already I suspect so this will be a busman's holiday for him.
     
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  7. Joecity

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    Cheers all.

    I will do this and I will provide photos to back it up

    Not fazed. Looking forward to it.

    Going to scout the beaches recommended tomorrow.
     
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    Hygiene is the first thing other people notice. Then they start keeping their distance. Then they avoid you altogether. Of course where is the letter going to be delivered, the one that says come back all is forgiven/please forgive me.
     
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    I don care bout all that. Changing rooms Barry Leisure. Go in the shower. Or just go in the sea FFS.. I can't believe how hard people think this is going to be. Piece of piss mun.
     
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    Do you have a job?
     
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    Just think of all those 'shrooms he's gonna be able to pick:thumbup:
     
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    I make ends....
     
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    Its one way of abstaining for any sort of sexy time for the whole summer.
    No self respecting lady is going to want to shag Stig of the dump!
     
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    Joe, you're going have to get yourself protection, Crocodile Dundee style.
     
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    Hang on...Whats all this I'm gonna stink bollux. Just go in the showers in the leisure mun. Some narrow minds here.

    FF DOUBLE S
     
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    Oh look out.
    Expect a copy of the Barry gem , in the coming weeks ,warning us to keep our sheds locked cos lawnmowers are going missing.
     
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    It’s Barry.

    He’ll be fine.
     
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    Barry boy here. Whats's a lawnmower? What's a lawn?
     
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