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How many times a day do you go number 2?

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  1. Dr. Lecter

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    About 3 or 4 for me.

    Early morning shit.
    Lunch time shit.
    After dinner shit.
    Before bed shit.

    Sometimes skip the lunch time one if I'm busy and then have an extra long one after my dinner.

    My missus goes about once every three days. Surely that's not normal?
     
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    3 or 4? that's not right surely, you must weigh about 2st
     
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  4. Dr. Lecter

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    Just over 4 stone.

    Perfect weight for my height.

    2ft 6
     
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    Every morning at 06:00. Regular as clockwork.
    Shame I don't wake up until 7.
     
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    I had about 8 the first time I went to Millwall in 1973
     
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    1 first thing in the morning. That's my lot
     
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    Always wait until you get to work, and enjoy a long relaxed laying of cable 'on the clock:.
    Unless you are self employed, or got three days off.
     
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    Do we have to lower the tone and talk about shit ffs? :nope::hehe:
     
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  11. Colonel Cardiffi

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    Yeah I'm going to have to adjust the title slightly here.
     
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    Get Tony on him.
     
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    Is this thread now about ordering a chinese?
     
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    Mid afternoon and always on the work's time
     
  15. Colonel Cardiffi

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    It always was.
     
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    Number 2 makes it sound infantile and childish

    Therefore I won’t be contributing

    Thanks for your time
     
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    How many times a day do you make a do-do?
     
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    One in the morning
     
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    @Dr. Lecter I'm a lady, we don't poo or talk about other peoples poo :nope::hehe:
     
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    By the way, was it you who was asking about automatic gates? Check this out

     
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