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How many times a day do you go number 2?

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Dr. Lecter, 12 Aug 2019.

  1. kiffa

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    Fine if you live in a field I suppose
     
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  2. TH63

    TH63 How I wish you were here.
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    Only pop around when the husband is out
     
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    Hope you get out of bed to do it. Otherwise, as Dr L will agree, it'll cost a fortune in wetwipes.
     
  5. Woody

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    That would be ace until the first time you let the wife drive, and she slips off the little platform half-way through, leaving the gate to crash down through the windscreen (which will be your fault somehow).
     
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  6. Travis Bickle

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    No I do it on the toilet :hehe:
     
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  7. TroggBlue

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    Is diarrhoea genetic? Or does it just run in my jeans?...
     
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    You mean you don't use that Poo deodorant advertised on the telly? :sherlock:
     
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  9. Nugent

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    Another civil servant.
    You are not on pricework and I claim my £5

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    I can see it must be a sore subject living with stavros
     
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  10. Hilly ap Willie

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    This is a shit thread and should be locked :hehe:
     
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