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Ideas for shit TV Shows

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Steve R, 2 Jul 2019.

  1. Steve R

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    Ashamedly stolen from elsewhere....

    Just flicked onto Channel 4 to see that they're showing something called "Drag SOS", so I thought I'd come up with some equally shit ideas for TV programmes:-

    - Homeless detective
    - Pedo ventriloquist school
    - Britain's youngest binman
    - People who can't shit
    - Ann Widecombe and Jo Brand do the female Full Monte
    - Deaf dogs
    - Pickling with Tony Blackburn
    - Mrs Brown's Boys

    Any more?
     
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    Women’s World Cup football
     
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    The boy whose arms and legs and head and arse fell off.

    Currently on Channel 5 right now.
     
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    1001 ways to prepare maggots

    [Picture deleted in case it gave people ideas]
     
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    Britain’s best loved serial killers.
     
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