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Imponderable questions

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  1. Malarkey

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    How come we have eggs from chickens. Quails eggs, duck eggs even ostrich eggs (not forgetting Scotch eggs) but we never see turkey eggs?
    Calling @Glos Blue
     
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    Because it is not cost effective to rear turkeys simply for eggs. They eat too much and the returns are good enough. I heard it on a podcast (James Obriens Mystery Hour) a while back.
     
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    What would music be like today if Buddy Holly didn't get killed in a plane crash?
     
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    Why is the bell end purple :sherlock:
     
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    So there is no kit clash with the fanny.
     
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    :hehe:
     
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    How does the man who drives the snow plough get to work?
     
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    How many of us would be posting about the game on ccmb tonight if the Colonel hadn't started this site
     
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    How come when you have a disagreement with your Mrs (over something insignificant) and shes been shouting for ten minutes and you finally raise your voice, why is is me who needs "to calm down"?
     
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    Why does David Attenbrough get all the plaudits when all he seems to be to me is a glorified narrator?
     
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    :fuzz:
     
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    “Which one should I get?”
    ”that one”
    “But I like the other one”
    “Why ask then”
    “All your interested in is football”
    “What? Why you bringing that in to it?”
    “Because that’s all you care about”
    “Wtf”
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    “Just get whichever you want”
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    But if you're raising a shit load of turkeys for meat don't some of them lay eggs?:shrug2:
     
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    :hehe::hehe: I'm saying nothing.

    :coat:
     
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    How come when you have a toddler and they throw up in public there seems to be six months of drink and food in their stomach?
     
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    why has our young promising midfielder james waite gone on loan to weston ffs
     
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    How come pictures of UFOs are captured on the shittiest cameras made.
     
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    He hasn't has he?
     
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    It's not as if people have cameras on them 24 hours a day is it?

    Oh wait.....
     
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    yes apparently