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Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Knees up Brian Clark, 23 Mar 2020.

  1. Knees up Brian Clark

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    Ever had a meltdown with one?
     
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    I just break them if they give me any hassle.

    That learns them. :hehe:
     
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  3. Knees up Brian Clark

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    I beat a coffee machine up once on a night shift in a factory l was working in.:hehe:
     
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    Daily, if not hourly, occurrence for me :warnock:

    Currently in the car having one with my p3 mask :hehe:
     
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  5. Knees up Brian Clark

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    I’m well into my litter picking job,I loves it to be honest,but what does my head in is when l spy a piece of paper in the distance ,sidle up to it all quiet like,and just when I’m gonna snare the fecking thing with me picker the bastard blows away,can’t just be a coincidence it happens to often for that.:old:
     
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    No...but Ive worked with a few!
     
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    Do you have one of those long handle litter pickers? Handy these days for handing cash over in shops etc.... :virus:
     
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    Swore at it and it then knew who's boss. I look like a right tit, but not much I can do about it when I have to protect myself and the wrinklies

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    Chelsea away 2010 mate? :hehe:
     
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    I once beat a strimmer to death against the side of the house. The fucking wire kept going back inside the unit. Must have tried sorting it about ten times before losing my shit and smashing it to a pulp. Finished my epic meltdown, looked up and saw my next door neighbour looking over the fence pissing himself laughing.

    To this day it still makes me angry. I fucking hate strimmers.
     
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    Computers and printers are my biggest nemesis. More than one has faced an unpleasant death. They seem to know when you're under pressure and piss about at the most inconvenient moment. Have convinced myself that if you put your ear to them, that you can hear them sniggering to themselves as they fuck you over

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    And those sodding self-service checkout machines In supermarkets drive me insane :old:
     
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    You look like Cameron Davidson mate :hehe:
     
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    I sodding hate it, but if it keeps me and others safe, then gotta put up with it
     
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    who?
     
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    Aww fuck , too many too list
    I've had a lot of friendly Phil moments :hehe:
     
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    Jim Davidson :hehe:
     
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    Kept you safe at Chelsea like @Steve R has suggested , it's just as well we all scarfers here:hehe::thumbup:
     
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    Stoke was my most memorable away trip :hehe:
     
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