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Is your wife a bit of a twat?

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Joecity, 30 Sep 2019.

  1. Joecity

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    Mine is. What the fuck is wrong with them.

    Me..Shouts upstairs 'Do you want anything from the shop?'

    Her 'No'

    Me. 'No worries'

    Walk 5 mins to the shop. Score some cans and milk.

    Her 'Did you get my Hula Hoops'

    Me 'No. You never asked for any'

    Her 'I changed my mind and shouted down'

    Me ' I'd already left the house'

    Her 'You should know me by now'

    Me 'You don't even like Hula Hoops'

    Her 'I fancied a change'

    Fek me
     
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  2. Ring Peace

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    She did the same with me last week too Joe :coat:
     
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    Can't believe you didn't get her Hoola Hoops, she loves them now
     
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    Yeah mines a twat too.

    I have no funny anecdote.

    She just is.
     
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  5. TH63

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    I have heard that some wives have already snuck the heating on.
     
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    What?? BEFORE DECEMBER????
     
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    Correct :rage:

    It’s raining and she needed to dry clothes.

    Bastard boiling mun.
     
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    :yikes: I never in the end :wave::hehe:
     
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  9. TH63

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    Apparently so.Wouldn't happen in my house I assure you
     
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    Me: Do you want anything from the chippy?
    Her: What are you having?
    Me: Haddock and chips, do you want anything?
    Her: No, I’m not hungry, I’ll just have some of yours.

    :noooo:
     
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  11. TH63

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    :hehe:Spot on

    The times I’ve heard that shit.

    Worse. Sometimes I’ve rung on the way home to ask if she wants anything, “just a sausage in batter, I don’t want any chips”

    Get home and it’s “ooh, I’ll just have some of your chips with my sausage in batter”
     
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    It's a good way to make you have less chips, she loves you :thumbup::hehe:
     
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    "I'm popping out with the dog. Want anything from the shop"?
    "Chocolate"!
    " Which type"?
    " Anyone. I don't mind"?
    "OK I'll get what's on offer"!
    "OK"!
    20 mins later get home. Give her a four pack of Snickers.
    "Only a £1"
    "Don't like Snickers"!
    3 hours of her glaring at me as if I'd just shot up a school!
     
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    Surely you use a tumble dryer, rain or shine?
     
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    Merthyr I’m from mun. Think im made of money?
     
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    Don’t ever ask them if they want anything from the shop just get them something anyway and come home for them to tell you she didn’t want anything but she doesn’t realise that you secretly got for yourself anyway, Result:warnock:
     
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    Would still be wrong though
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    No comment.
     
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    Yes. This happened tonight..

    Wife: We're making plans to go to the winter wonderland on whatsapp

    Me: eh? It's fucking September

    Wife: well it'll be nice to look forward to Christmas
    Me:(mutters) fucks sake. When are you thinking of going ?

    Wife : November 23rd

    Me : :disgust:
     
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