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Is your wife a bit of a twat?

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Joecity, 30 Sep 2019.

  1. Nugent

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    Lol who's that.
     
  2. Nugent

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    I'm allowed utterly butterly, do you honestly, for one minute, think she would give me enough money to buy crack?
    I drink in spoons ffs to stretch my £30 per week beer budget as far as possible.
     
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  3. Colonel Cardiffi

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    Most competent Conservatives spokesperson.
     
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  4. Nugent

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    I given you a funny rating based on the fact you always say something funny.
    But I still cant see who it is.
    No, not technical help. The picture is fine, I just cant fucking see it.
     
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  5. Joecity

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    Andy Mcnab
     
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  6. Nugent

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    Cant you just put up a pic of Michelle Ryan instead?
     
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  7. Joecity

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    I said Andy Mcnab you spent pellet.
     
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  8. Nugent

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    Anyway. Here she is.
    Screenshot_20191001-214127_Chrome.jpg
     
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  9. Joecity

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    That's Andy Mcnab you empty tube.
     
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    Rough as a dogs arse mun. She from Swansea?
     
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    He was on the news the other day some bloke from stoke banging on about how some cunt from South Wales has become his best mate while working up there and how they wank each other off while looking at pictures of Joris
     
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    1. You spend half your time working away from home
    2. When you are home you do all the housework.

    I’m guessing that might have something to do with it?
     
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    He's from Stoke
     
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    This wife slagging thread seems to have gone off the rails somewhat. Here’s a little chauvinistic gag courtesy of Peter Beardsley to get it back on track -


    My son got a part in the school play, playing the part of a bloke that’s been married for 25 years. “Never mind son”, I said, “you might get a speaking part next time”
     
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  17. Nugent

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    Pmsl Joris Bohnson :hehe:
     
  18. Eat Y'self Fitter

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    Is that the first time you've seen that?
     
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    Do I get a banner for 20 funny ratings for one post?
     
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  20. Colonel Cardiffi

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    You could nominate yourself for funniest post in the OOCC awards?
     
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