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Is your wife a bit of a twat?

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Joecity, 30 Sep 2019.

  1. Mrs Steve R

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    If funny rating 21 comes from your wife you get a banner :thumbup::hehe:
     
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  2. Malarkey

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    I can't go tonight so the ex is taking Junior Malarkey to the game. The last time she took him to a night game she got on the wrong train home. I had to "rescue" them from Dingle Road.
    Apparently it was all my fault!:hehe:
     
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  3. Mrs Steve R

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    Clearly your fault :thumbup::hehe:
     
  4. Steve R

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    :hehe: We've all done it!!
     
  5. Mrs Steve R

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    I may just have to tonight, I'm shivering :nope::hehe:
     
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    The first half was right. Now I know I haven’t been on here for a while but as for nuge doing all the housework, just to set the record straight he does FUCK ALL, that’s right FUCK ALL. There is a nugent shaped dent in the settee when he leaves the house on a Monday morning where he’s been lying all weekend :nope:
     
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    The lying kent. 2 week ban.
     
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  8. Eat Y'self Fitter

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    I noticed the heating came on at work this afternoon so it's officialy winter.
     
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  9. Glos Blue

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    Is he a boring Tory twat at home too?
     
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  11. Steve R

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    Just put the heating on ready so it's nice and cosy for when Mrs R gets home from a hard day in work. :wink:

    All housework done and parrot cleaned out. :thumbup:
     
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  12. Steve R

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    Nugent shaped dent. :hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:
     
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  14. Joecity

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    Aye aye someone wants on the nest. Eh? Eh?
     
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    I don't even want to know how you clean out a parrot.
     
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  17. TH63

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    Bastard boiling mun in my office this morning
     
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    I find it's much more eco friendly to put them discreetly in a corner of our orangery to let the clothes dry naturally. You should try it in yours.
     
  19. kiffa

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    Which one though that’s the problem
     
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    I would suggest the one overlooking the south facing lawns.
    By the way, did you know somebody has been posting under your name on here whilst posing as a leftie? You need to change your password.
     
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