1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

Jeremy Kyle show taken off air

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Mad Al, 13 May 2019.

  1. Mad Al

    Mad Al Ballon d'Or Winner
    🏆 GOLD MEMBER 🏆 ❶ 1 YEAR ❶ 🗐 10 PAGER 🗐

    Joined:
    20 Jul 2018
    Messages:
    9,653
    Likes Received:
    3,260
    Ratings:
    +26,633 / 193 / -20
    The Jeremy Kyle show has been taken off air to allow the Tooth Fairy to get back on her feet.
     
    • Funny Funny x 6
  2. Ring Peace

    Ring Peace Beloved Aunt
    🏆 GOLD MEMBER 🏆 ❶ 1 YEAR ❶

    Joined:
    2 Dec 2017
    Messages:
    1,102
    Likes Received:
    188
    Ratings:
    +1,330 / 38 / -8
    Jermy Kial, he a crazy fool!
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
    Stop hovering to collapse... Click to collapse... Hover to expand... Click to view full quote
  3. PlumberAde

    PlumberAde Ballon d'Or Winner
    🏆 GOLD MEMBER 🏆 ❶ 1 YEAR ❶

    Joined:
    25 Mar 2018
    Messages:
    1,730
    Likes Received:
    326
    Ratings:
    +3,238 / 54 / -12
    I watched Jeremy Kyle once, it persuaded me to go out and get a job. Oh, and a bird what doesn't weigh 20 stone.
     
    • Funny Funny x 4
    Stop hovering to collapse... Click to collapse... Hover to expand... Click to view full quote
  4. Hilly ap Willie

    Hilly ap Willie Ballon d'Or Winner
    🏆 GOLD MEMBER 🏆 ❶ 1 YEAR ❶ 🗐 10 PAGER 🗐

    Joined:
    31 Dec 2017
    Messages:
    1,750
    Likes Received:
    404
    Ratings:
    +2,887 / 39 / -15
    Had my teeth done and changed my life after watching Jezzer
     
    • Funny Funny x 3
    Stop hovering to collapse... Click to collapse... Hover to expand... Click to view full quote
  5. ViewFromAfar

    ViewFromAfar Ballon d'Or Winner
    ❶ 1 YEAR ❶

    Joined:
    4 Jan 2018
    Messages:
    1,424
    Likes Received:
    485
    Ratings:
    +2,609 / 15 / -2
    And why wouldnt you? You'd be a fool to ignore a Mr Perfect, self righteous smug fkr like him where life lessons are concerned....
     
  6. Hilly ap Willie

    Hilly ap Willie Ballon d'Or Winner
    🏆 GOLD MEMBER 🏆 ❶ 1 YEAR ❶ 🗐 10 PAGER 🗐

    Joined:
    31 Dec 2017
    Messages:
    1,750
    Likes Received:
    404
    Ratings:
    +2,887 / 39 / -15
    I don’t like it when he shouts though.
     
    • Funny Funny x 3
    Stop hovering to collapse... Click to collapse... Hover to expand... Click to view full quote
  7. Hilly ap Willie

    Hilly ap Willie Ballon d'Or Winner
    🏆 GOLD MEMBER 🏆 ❶ 1 YEAR ❶ 🗐 10 PAGER 🗐

    Joined:
    31 Dec 2017
    Messages:
    1,750
    Likes Received:
    404
    Ratings:
    +2,887 / 39 / -15
    Apparently his ex Mrs was shagging a golfer. Can’t see the attraction though
    upload_2019-5-13_21-20-17.jpeg
     
    Stop hovering to collapse... Click to collapse... Hover to expand... Click to view full quote
  8. Colonel Cardiffi

    Colonel Cardiffi C'mon CITY!
    ⭐⭐ PLATINUM ⭐⭐ 🏆 GOLD MEMBER 🏆 ⚽ MODERATOR ⚽ ❷ 2 YEARS ❷ 🗐🗐🗐 30 PAGER 🗐🗐🗐

    Joined:
    26 Aug 2017
    Messages:
    28,141
    Likes Received:
    6,515
    Ratings:
    +38,076 / 1,668 / -218
    Well, some people just like to get out on the weekend, hit a few balls, stretch the old legs, get some fresh air.
     
    • Funny Funny x 7
    • Absolutely Spot On Absolutely Spot On x 1
    Stop hovering to collapse... Click to collapse... Hover to expand... Click to view full quote
  9. Hilly ap Willie

    Hilly ap Willie Ballon d'Or Winner
    🏆 GOLD MEMBER 🏆 ❶ 1 YEAR ❶ 🗐 10 PAGER 🗐

    Joined:
    31 Dec 2017
    Messages:
    1,750
    Likes Received:
    404
    Ratings:
    +2,887 / 39 / -15
    I think she was stretching the old legs, not sure about the fresh air though
     
    • Funny Funny x 2
    Stop hovering to collapse... Click to collapse... Hover to expand... Click to view full quote
  10. PlumberAde

    PlumberAde Ballon d'Or Winner
    🏆 GOLD MEMBER 🏆 ❶ 1 YEAR ❶

    Joined:
    25 Mar 2018
    Messages:
    1,730
    Likes Received:
    326
    Ratings:
    +3,238 / 54 / -12
    I'd put my wedge in her bunker any fucking day.

    Note - I know nothing about golf, so maybe the above double entendre doesn't work.
     
    • Funny Funny x 10
    • Absolutely Spot On Absolutely Spot On x 1
    Stop hovering to collapse... Click to collapse... Hover to expand... Click to view full quote
  11. Hilly ap Willie

    Hilly ap Willie Ballon d'Or Winner
    🏆 GOLD MEMBER 🏆 ❶ 1 YEAR ❶ 🗐 10 PAGER 🗐

    Joined:
    31 Dec 2017
    Messages:
    1,750
    Likes Received:
    404
    Ratings:
    +2,887 / 39 / -15
    As for hitting a few balls
    [LINK DELETED BY COLONEL CARDIFFI]
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
    Stop hovering to collapse... Click to collapse... Hover to expand... Click to view full quote
  12. Hilly ap Willie

    Hilly ap Willie Ballon d'Or Winner
    🏆 GOLD MEMBER 🏆 ❶ 1 YEAR ❶ 🗐 10 PAGER 🗐

    Joined:
    31 Dec 2017
    Messages:
    1,750
    Likes Received:
    404
    Ratings:
    +2,887 / 39 / -15
    Sorry, just realised. Are the advertisers still on board?
     
    Stop hovering to collapse... Click to collapse... Hover to expand... Click to view full quote
  13. Colonel Cardiffi

    Colonel Cardiffi C'mon CITY!
    ⭐⭐ PLATINUM ⭐⭐ 🏆 GOLD MEMBER 🏆 ⚽ MODERATOR ⚽ ❷ 2 YEARS ❷ 🗐🗐🗐 30 PAGER 🗐🗐🗐

    Joined:
    26 Aug 2017
    Messages:
    28,141
    Likes Received:
    6,515
    Ratings:
    +38,076 / 1,668 / -218
    Don't post that on here mate.
     
    Stop hovering to collapse... Click to collapse... Hover to expand... Click to view full quote
  14. Hilly ap Willie

    Hilly ap Willie Ballon d'Or Winner
    🏆 GOLD MEMBER 🏆 ❶ 1 YEAR ❶ 🗐 10 PAGER 🗐

    Joined:
    31 Dec 2017
    Messages:
    1,750
    Likes Received:
    404
    Ratings:
    +2,887 / 39 / -15
    Sorry boss. Suitably admonished :thumbup:
     
    • Like Like x 1
    Stop hovering to collapse... Click to collapse... Hover to expand... Click to view full quote
  15. PlumberAde

    PlumberAde Ballon d'Or Winner
    🏆 GOLD MEMBER 🏆 ❶ 1 YEAR ❶

    Joined:
    25 Mar 2018
    Messages:
    1,730
    Likes Received:
    326
    Ratings:
    +3,238 / 54 / -12
    Ban Him.... give him two minutes though cos he's going to PM me the link.
     
    • Funny Funny x 5
    Stop hovering to collapse... Click to collapse... Hover to expand... Click to view full quote
  16. Hilly ap Willie

    Hilly ap Willie Ballon d'Or Winner
    🏆 GOLD MEMBER 🏆 ❶ 1 YEAR ❶ 🗐 10 PAGER 🗐

    Joined:
    31 Dec 2017
    Messages:
    1,750
    Likes Received:
    404
    Ratings:
    +2,887 / 39 / -15
    Be quick
     
    • Funny Funny x 3
    Stop hovering to collapse... Click to collapse... Hover to expand... Click to view full quote
  17. PlumberAde

    PlumberAde Ballon d'Or Winner
    🏆 GOLD MEMBER 🏆 ❶ 1 YEAR ❶

    Joined:
    25 Mar 2018
    Messages:
    1,730
    Likes Received:
    326
    Ratings:
    +3,238 / 54 / -12
    Ban him :hehe:
     
    • Funny Funny x 2
    Stop hovering to collapse... Click to collapse... Hover to expand... Click to view full quote
  18. Crowbar Johnny

    Crowbar Johnny Club and Country Superstar
    🏆 GOLD MEMBER 🏆 ❶ 1 YEAR ❶

    Joined:
    14 Dec 2017
    Messages:
    711
    Likes Received:
    276
    Ratings:
    +1,087 / 34 / -17
    JK is a [email protected] targeting the poor and vulnerable, there's loads of dysfunctional rich kids junkies, trusties never done a days work in their lives never see any of them on his show.
     
    • Agree Agree x 4
    • Absolutely Spot On Absolutely Spot On x 2
    Stop hovering to collapse... Click to collapse... Hover to expand... Click to view full quote
  19. TDA

    TDA slightly clapped out ninja
    ⭐⭐ PLATINUM ⭐⭐ 🏆 GOLD MEMBER 🏆 ❶ 1 YEAR ❶ 🎲 GAMESMASTER 🎲 🗐🗐🗐 30 PAGER 🗐🗐🗐

    Joined:
    4 Dec 2017
    Messages:
    10,893
    Likes Received:
    2,521
    Ratings:
    +9,577 / 285 / -28
    They are probably not forming a queue at his door for their 15 minutes of fame.
     
    • Agree Agree x 3
    • Like Like x 1
  20. TH63

    TH63 How I wish you were here.
    🏆 GOLD MEMBER 🏆 ⚽ MODERATOR ⚽ ❷ 2 YEARS ❷ 🗐 10 PAGER 🗐 PICKEM 18/19 - 1st Place PICKEM World Cup 2nd

    Joined:
    5 Sep 2017
    Messages:
    10,130
    Likes Received:
    2,552
    Ratings:
    +17,380 / 572 / -122
    Thought it was a polo player?
     
    • Interesting Interesting x 1