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Jeremy Kyle show taken off air

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  1. Mad Al

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    The Jeremy Kyle show has been taken off air to allow the Tooth Fairy to get back on her feet.
     
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    Jermy Kial, he a crazy fool!
     
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    I watched Jeremy Kyle once, it persuaded me to go out and get a job. Oh, and a bird what doesn't weigh 20 stone.
     
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    Had my teeth done and changed my life after watching Jezzer
     
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    And why wouldnt you? You'd be a fool to ignore a Mr Perfect, self righteous smug fkr like him where life lessons are concerned....
     
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    I don’t like it when he shouts though.
     
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    Apparently his ex Mrs was shagging a golfer. Can’t see the attraction though
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    Well, some people just like to get out on the weekend, hit a few balls, stretch the old legs, get some fresh air.
     
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    I think she was stretching the old legs, not sure about the fresh air though
     
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    I'd put my wedge in her bunker any fucking day.

    Note - I know nothing about golf, so maybe the above double entendre doesn't work.
     
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    As for hitting a few balls
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    Sorry, just realised. Are the advertisers still on board?
     
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    Don't post that on here mate.
     
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    Sorry boss. Suitably admonished :thumbup:
     
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    Ban Him.... give him two minutes though cos he's going to PM me the link.
     
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    Be quick
     
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    Ban him :hehe:
     
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    JK is a [email protected] targeting the poor and vulnerable, there's loads of dysfunctional rich kids junkies, trusties never done a days work in their lives never see any of them on his show.
     
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    They are probably not forming a queue at his door for their 15 minutes of fame.
     
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    Thought it was a polo player?
     
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