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Jo Brand

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Joecity, 13 Jun 2019.

  1. Joecity

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    Little Fatso Jo Brand has got her self in the shit. I listened to that programme on Radio 4 last night. The only crime is that none of it, and I do mean none of it was funny. She's not funny yet gets paid a fortune. That's the crime. Making the same old jokes about being overweight and ugly. Get some new material. You can lend Th's Christine Mason joke if you like..

    Jo Brand battery acid comment to be 'assessed' by Metropolitan police | Metro News - https://metro.co.uk/2019/06/13/jo-brands-comment-throwing-battery-acid-politicians-assessed-police-9948604/
     
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    I think Jo is big enough for two threads

    The fat unfunny minger.
     
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    The Beeb have defended her, and that is good. But, would they have defended a male comedian had he made the same joke?
     
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    I cant be bothered* with the rage / fauxrage but Jeez, Jo Brand never was very funny and that has not improved over time.

    * OK TBH, I have grown tired of the 'Man disses woman = sexist, Woman disses man = equality' bollocks.

    Will only backfire over time.
     
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    Probably not. Especially a non-lefty male comedian. Though they don't really allow non-lefty male comedians on the Beeb nowadays so that would be an unlikely scenario.

    Had Jim "nick nick" Davidson suggested throwing acid in Corbyn's face, the legions of people taking to twitter in support of Brand would want him strung up.
     
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    They soon outed Danny Baker is this a case of double standards
     
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    Danny Bakers about as “liberal elite” as anyone and he was sacked without a seconds thought.
     
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    She won't lose her job because she's a woman and she works for the BBC.
     
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    Sexist! Now tell me where you work so I can have you fired.
     
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    I work for the BBC :warnock:
     
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    Well I sincerely hope you are a woman , young man.
     
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    There’s a substantial list of celebrities that have lost their jobs for making dodgy jokes and comments over the years, usually after a media driven shit storm pushed along by the angry Doris from Berkshire and Roger from Dover.

    However, when the ridiculous twat that’s almost certainly our next PM refers to foreigners as “picaninnies” and Muslim women wearing the burka as looking like bank robbers or letterboxes, that’s ok coz that just Boris being Boris isn’t it.
     
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    I'm no fan of Boris but if you're going out in public dressed as a post box you're probably going to get compared to a post box.
     
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    She does claim not to work for the BBC, hence can't lose her job. Though they surely pay her to appear on their programmes. Why else would she drag her wheezing, lardy arse into a studio to make unfunny jokes?
     
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    Though on the topic of double standards, were the joke to be made by a thin bird, with a pretty face rather than one like a melted welly, I'd probably just overlook the whole thing.
     
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    Don't bring me into this.
     
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