**True stories klaxon** A mate of mine actually does that job already! He's currently on Paternity Leave so I've texted him to say I think he's either been sacked, or they're finally finding him some help Weirdly, only this morning before this thread popped up, I was wondering whilst having my morning vape as I do, if they have a letterbox at the Rover Way camp. They must get letters about medical stuff at least, but I've never seen one when I pass by. I meant to ask my mate about it. The council, or police, recently installed 3 CCTV cameras on the lampposts outside the camp but I did notice that they were all pointing into that waste ground on the opposite side. I thought they wouldn't last long, and sure enough, about a week later all that was there were the mounting brackets Finally, I do know a few of them on first name terms and they're sound. Obviously wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of them, but they work bloody hard and long hours, and there's even an arrangement whereby they get all our scrap and odd jobs, and our unit doesn't have any unwelcome visitors when it's closed. The one time some local chavs (not aware of the agreement) did break the rule to pop in and take some stuff, a swift call to our man and the goods were returned within a couple of hours. Overall, I say they get a hard time.