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Joris Bohnson.

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Eat Y'self Fitter, 24 Sep 2019.

  1. Dr. Lecter

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    Fuck off Tusk.

    As if people like him have ever given a shit about anything other than looking after himself.

    Self serving tossers on all sides more interested in their own agenda rather than the people they are supposed to represent.
     
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    Why use a Latin term at the end if it's not a game. Fucking bell end. Jut say what do you want instead so that everyone can understand..What a sniffy minded cock.
     
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    Not as if the last paragraph can describe Boris or Rees-Mogg!
     
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    But he’s having a go at Joris shouldn’t we love him? This is the stuff kippa and Arfur Knock one out too:hehe:
     
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    Fuck off Croesy
     
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    You've had a proper mare here son. He's taking the piss straight out of Joris and his penchant for bollocks Latin phrases he thinks are the height of intellect.
     
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    Twitter 140 character limit init.
     
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    Oh joy! Yet another 'benefit' of this golden Brexit thing

    :coat:

     
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    This little escapade is going to cost me over a grand.

    My passports that cost me a monkey are brand new as well but will be useless. I had to get them as my old ones were full of stamps. I'm not blaming any party for this though.

    The EU can get fucked on this one. Our vets are way more qualified than the Latvian or Romanian vets when it comes to pets. By a fucking mile. I have used vets all over Europe. This is just the EU being cunts tbf.

    If a vet in Blighty says your dog is good to go and poses no risk then that dog is more than good to go. Wankers mun. Ban all EU pets for ever I would in a dramatic tit for tat reprisal. Then do a partial climb down but charge them through the nose like they do us.

    The irony is Europe is choc full of things that can kill your dog from rare ticks to rabies to weird skin rots yet they are sniffy about us taking our dogs there. The worst things mine will do is shit in the woods. And I'll even pick that up. Cheeky cunts.
     
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    Something I'm quite sure would be covered in any deal, but, you know, this is the will of the peepul.
     
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    Wait until he finds out about the tent tax..
     
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    Sorry Joe, but this isn't the EU being cunts but this is the default position because there will be no deal. It has nothing to do with the EU being petty. Same for all the other new rules that will apply to the UK following a no deal Brexit. Of course, Johnson and the other colonionists will see it as an insult but, hey, generally when you leave a club and stop paying the subs, you lose access to the benefits. You don't blame the club, you take it on the chin because you decided to leave.

    Lots of little things that we didn't even know existed s part of our "£250m a week" subs will soon become noticeable, mostly in our pockets. Still no fucker can say a positive for leaving, which means the only positive is the one thing that they claim they didn't vote for. Xenophobia. All the negatives were dressed as project fear, but looks like those remoaners were not far off the mark.

    And, as is the way with people in power, they shift the blame instead of accepting they have any faults.

    Bastards.
     
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    Absolutely Spot On.

    The illegally funded, advisory only and non binding referendum was so complicated, it should really have come with a very large manual and an accompanying exam, and only those only achieving a fairly high pass rate, would be then allowed to go onto vote.

    To think that some of the brain dead idiots who we see sharing our pavements, air (and in some cases, football message boards :hehe:) were able to vote on something as complicated as this, makes an absolute mockery of DeMOckKraCEe.
     
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    Fuck that shit Ade. I paid bucks for those passports so they should honor them until they run out. Technically I'm still a paid up member of the club. Give me a refund then Cheeky cunts. As you can tell I'm super annoyed about this.
     
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    What passports Joe?

    Remember, we are the ones leaving. The EU technically don't have to offer anything. But all this was laughed off in 2016. And no one can give a positive for leaving. Especially with no deal. It will be fucking mayhem.
     
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    Pet Passports. Just seems bull shit to me for them not to accept them. The UK has said it will. Fuck em. Ban em all now I say cause I'm in a mood. Any kent that nips back to Poland or Denmark with his dog will be fucked then. He'll have to wait 4 bastard months before he can get back in with him. Lol..I'd love that me. Charge the kent a fortune as well...Mega lolz..feck the the lot of em. Pull up the draw bridge now..I'll put mine in the boot just before the Euro Tunnel. They'll never know them Frenchies. Bastard foreign bastards.
     
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    Joe, you know what I do when I'm feeling frustrated? It is a rhetorical question... :bighand::bighand::bighand::bighand:
     
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