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Joris Bohnson.

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Eat Y'self Fitter, 24 Sep 2019.

  1. Mad Al

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    He just described all my mates there.
     
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    what a mong and he's health secertary wtf
     
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  4. TH63

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    If Cambridge graduate Diane Abbott made similar comments, the media and the right wingers would be all over her.
     
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    Scary to be honest. Those threats are already working on the BBC.
     
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  8. Eat Y'self Fitter

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    It's been said many many times but we really are post satire. Sending your Dad and "a" leader along to a debate between party leaders.
     
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    I wonder how Boris feels that his people have crunched the numbers and come to the conclusion that having a melting block of ice representing him on national television would do less harm to his profile than if he'd actually shown up.
     
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    Dear Mr Evans, please excuse Boris from PE today as he has the trots.

    Sincerely,

    His dad
     
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    @Nugent is probably still watching the recording of the debate so he can tell us where Boris wiped the floor with Corbyn.

    The truth is the cleaner wiped Boris off the floor instead.
     
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    Johnson has so far

    Closed down as Parliament illegally (long forgotten because of his distraction tactics)
    Threatened the courts
    Threatened the free press
    Refused scrutiny from TV interviews

    He manipulates
    He lies
    He has done so many things that are devious (the bus crates to change Google , the kipper to change Google searches)
    He has saturated us with stupidity to an extent that we have stopped caring and even recording it for records.
    He is officially untrustworthy
    He refuses to publish the Russian report.


    But he has galvanised a voting base who rarely vote to vote because he tells it as it is! It started years ago with the letterbox comment.
    He has wasted money, as foreign secretary information was withheld from him!

    44% of working class people are voting for him. What am I making siding here? I must be wrong because 44 in 100 of people like me are voting for him because of something. What is it? I'm obviously wrong about him.
     
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    He's going to GET BREXIT DONE. So said a bloke in the Wetherspoons smoking garden anyway.
     
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  14. TH63

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    Fyp mate :thumbup:
     
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    Good old Boris. Thick as mince.
     
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    FYP mate :thumbup:
     
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    It's like The Day Today, but happening every day and Peter O'Hanrahohanrohan is running the country.
     
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    Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

     
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    Cunt
     
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    And why on earth is he suddenly on all the TV shows? BBC should be refusing to let him on. They keep playing into Tory hands.
     
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