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KP: story of a genius

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Jamieccfc, 11 Aug 2019.

  1. Jamieccfc

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    Has anyone watched this yet? The advert looks enticing
     
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    Will look it up as i fucking love salted peanuts:thumbup:
     
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  3. Delboyo

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    Salt and Vinegar KP all the way
     
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    :puke:
     
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    You Sir are clearly mad

    Salted peanuts taste nice, good for you and if you tip them into your pint. they go up and down for ages. Really relaxing to watch and the pint just taste only ever so slightly salty.
     
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  6. Delboyo

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    That wasnt the peanuts making your pint salty mate :hehe:
     
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  7. Mrs Steve R

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    I just googled to be sure you were being funny :hehe:
     
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    You may be right as I am spellbound once those little nuts* start performing like a lava lamp.

    * peanuts for the potty minded
     
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    Spectator sport in France

     
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  10. Jamieccfc

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    Another 10 pager with one mention of Kevin pieterson :warnock:
     
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    Who:shrug2:
     
  12. Jamieccfc

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    Exactly!
    Carry on
     
  13. bluethrough

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    Certainly have a damn good go at getting you another 10 pager:thumbup:....now what page we on?
     
  14. Colonel Cardiffi

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    I can't buy dry roasted peanuts any more because once I eat one packet I black out and wake up 3 days later surrounded by empty dry roasted packets and dead hookers.
     
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    Ah right, that Kevin Peterson:thumbup:
     
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    I think you mean alcohol Phil.....

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    That was certainly the joke I was doing, yes. Well spotted.
     
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    Only one KP.

    Karl “I could eat a knob at night” Pilkington.
     
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    I DJed at the Wedding of an England cricketer and this prick was there. He wanted to fight me after giving me the old 'Do you know who I am?' bollocks.

    Told him I didn't know or didn't give a fuck who he is and to get out of my face.

    First class prick.
     
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  20. Jamieccfc

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    This story sounds a little one sided to me :sherlock: