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Lads who shave their chest

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by kiffa, 10 Sep 2019.

  1. kiffa

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    the fuck is wrong with you?

    :hehe:
     
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  2. Colonel Cardiffi

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    You're getting as bad as stantona mun.
     
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    Some of us don’t need to :coat:
     
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    If you have a hairy chest then you havent fully evolved from cave man. Just to let you know.
     
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  5. Dr. Lecter

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    If you don’t then you’re basically a girl.

    Or a poof.
     
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    Like your hands are then
     
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    Knuckle draggers have hairy chests...:hehe::wave:
     
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    Hairy hands are paedo hands.

    Mine are the hands of a passionate, yet considerate lover.

    As you well know tent boy.
     
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    Effeminate slender fingers - perfect for finger banging behind the bike sheds eh?
     
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    His hairy cavemen arms were too short and under evolved for a decent reach around though. Disappointed.
     
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    Exactly.

    Wipe and go afterwards.

    No mess caught up in the hand hair.
     
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    Do you straighten their school tie before you send them back to class?
     
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    Btec men shave their chests.
    I'm like a gorilla
     
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    Try Grindr if you are into that stuff feller.
     
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    :rensh:
     
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    Alright Claire, calm yer knickers!!
     
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    It's the shaved lads every time.
     
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    I'm not in the habit of getting dressed/undressed in the company of strange men (honest!) but on the rare visits to pool or leisure suites, I have a horrible feeling that some lads are taking it way further than chest.

    WTAF is that about FFS. :shrug2:
     
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    For one thing you get dry easier.
     
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    And don't smell as bad. The hairy kids in PE used to stink of BO in the afternoon. They used to be in the duppers anyway so it wouldn't really bother me but a fact is still a fact.
     
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