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LFW won the lottery

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by PlumberAde, 12 Jun 2019.

  1. PlumberAde

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    Anyone remember this rumour?

    It went like this.

    LFW has just won the lottery.
     
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  2. Colonel Cardiffi

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    Did he win.... a fortune?
     
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  3. Arfur Ap Llewellyn Europe

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    Don't remember that one but I remember Les Ferdinand got blamed for smashing up the Blue Peter garden that time.

    :hehe:
     
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  4. Joecity

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    He admitted it...
     
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    Yep! :hehe:
     
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    I got a Leo story. I've told it before. In Asda down the bay..Get out of my car...Leo is walking with a trolley and his specks on...Leo I say....Yes he says...That's it.
     
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  7. PlumberAde

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    And that's why he can't get any manager jobs. Plus the fact he's black, of course.
     
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    Had to go looking for the full size version of your avatar. Delightful.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Leo is awesome in this...Graham Potter is playing for York as well...



    That cock Lee Nogan giving it stacks as well..
     
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    not much in that cupboard
     
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    Tin of custard right in the back.
     
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    Love custard?
     
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    Not fussed on them wall tiles, too big for a kitchen
     
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    Small criticism

    The knob/handle on the corner unit just above her left knee is not on the same level as the drawers directly to the left

    It’s aesthetically very unpleasant
     
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    Bit of a gap between that door and the drawer above as well.

    Fitted by @Nugent i assume
     
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    and the upstand on the worktop under the window should run the length of the wall. Looks like nugent fitted this fucking kitchen, bloody NVQ wankers.
     
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    There’s a couple of gaps I’d like to fill there tbf
     
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    I would feel her muff though...Is that what this thread is about.?That birds muff?. Cause if it is I would. Feel her muff.
     
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    I agree with some of the more astute comments above.

    Take this one for example. Who on earth puts a bright white sofa against a bright white wall? You lose all of the features of both.




    arimaj calendar mockup.jpg
     
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    The fucking state of those days too

    After the 16th you’re scrabbling around trying to work out where tomorrow is
     
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