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LIARS !!!

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Nugent, 22 May 2020.

  1. Spanker

    Spanker Club and Country Superstar

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    I once went out with a bird who’s fanny smelt like a bin lorry.
    She didn’t last long.

    Back to Patel, I would definitely insist on her giving me a cheeky bum lick and then let one rip in her face.
     
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  2. stantys tattoos

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    perfect
     
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  3. TH63

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    Pretty evil has an arse like a bin lorry
     
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  4. stantys tattoos

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  5. kiffa

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    Pity they can’t find a podium wide enough to hide that fat mess
     
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  6. Nugent

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    Dew dew. All these posts from you in a Priti Patel thread.
    Don't bother thinly veiling your posts on a forum that are experts in thinly veiling.

    Your love for her is as transparent as joecitys for me mun
     
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  7. TH63

    TH63 How I wish you were here.
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    You started the thread, basically accusing all of us who find her abhorrent of being liars.
    You think she’s attractive, I get it.
    The thought of shagging her makes me feel physically sick though
     
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  8. Nugent

    Nugent Roland Nuggles
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    :hehe:
    Fuck off mun.
    It's me you're talking too now mun.

    If you met her in the golf club and she "oh my god TH, I need you right now on the 18th"
    You telling me youd fuck her off:hehe:
     
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  9. Travis Bickle

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    Champion W U M :thumbup:
     
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    Fuck off Feedy :hehe:
     
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  11. TH63

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    For a kick off I wouldn’t want the fat lump damaging the green.

    The only thing I’d want to smash is that smirking mug of hers with my lob wedge
     
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    Her arse is as wide as a National Express bus.
     
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    Her arse is as wide as a National Express bus.
     
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  14. Joecity

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    She asked her husband for money for a boob job.

    "How much is it?" He asked, she could with a bigger rack he thought

    "£10,000" she answered

    "Ten fucking grand !" he said "Fuck that just rub toilet paper on them"

    "How will that make my boobs bigger" she asked

    ""I dunno" hes said "but it worked for your arse"
     
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    steady TH :hehe:
     
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    You wouldn’t want to hit her with your wood then :hehe:
     
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  17. TH63

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    Have you seen how much a Taylormade driver costs? :hehe:
     
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  18. Goslow

    Goslow Ich bin ein fotze
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    Is it cause she's brown?
     
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  19. Nugent

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    Good point.

    Watch him wriggle out of this
     
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  20. Goslow

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    Middle class golfer in won't have sex with an ethnic shocker.
     
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