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look at my bastard leg

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Joecity, 12 Aug 2019.

  1. Joecity

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    Ow.


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    Points for guessing how this happened
     
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    Painting your toenails.....
     
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    Dog scratch?
     
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    i've had bigger cuts on my knob
     
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    Tried to kick the cat and got countered with a combo?
     
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  7. Colonel Cardiffi

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    Step ladder.
     
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    Id knock you clean out you chavy cunt if I ever met you.

    Incorrect answer anyway

    Guess again
     
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  9. Mad Al

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    Get some TCP on it or else
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    Tried to tickle the cats fanny?:shrug2:
     
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    Scraped it on your bike peddle? :shrug2:
     
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    Swimming with great whites?
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    Coffee table?
     
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    Dog jumping up at you?
     
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    13 amp plug trapped against your leg from a larder fridge you were carrying but dropped?
     
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    Cat :nqat:
     
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    Could be brambles?
     
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    Your Mrs? :hehe:
     
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    I didn't see this :nope::hehe:

    Is that the cats name?
     
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    Caught on barbed wire when you escaped from the nick last week?
     
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