Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Joecity, 12 Aug 2019.
Points for guessing how this happened
Painting your toenails.....
i've had bigger cuts on my knob
Tried to kick the cat and got countered with a combo?
Id knock you clean out you chavy cunt if I ever met you.
Incorrect answer anyway
Get some TCP on it or else
Tried to tickle the cats fanny?
Scraped it on your bike peddle?
Swimming with great whites?
Dog jumping up at you?
13 amp plug trapped against your leg from a larder fridge you were carrying but dropped?
Could be brambles?
I didn't see this
Is that the cats name?
Caught on barbed wire when you escaped from the nick last week?