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look at my bastard leg

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Joecity, 12 Aug 2019.

  1. TH63

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    Did @Dr. Lecter get a bit overexcited at the thought of some bum fun and scratch you with his carefully manicured nails?
     
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    Breaking up a cock fight.
     
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    What is it? It looks like a badly cooked ham
     
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  5. Colonel Cardiffi

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    My mate lived the first 15 years of his life thinking barbed wire was called "bad wire".
     
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    Trying to recover plastic bags from holly trees?
     
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    What ever it is it’s not recent.

    Looks like you need a good wash you grubby-legged bastard.
     
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    Tripped on a tent peg
     
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    When I was kid everyone said bad wire and we went to the bars for a swim
     
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  10. Colonel Cardiffi

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    I saw a list my auntie was writing for what to pack for her holiday and near the top of the list was "bavvers" :hehe:
     
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    Visit to Peter Stilton's tattooist
     
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    Actually was barbed wire. The shithouse of wires.
     
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  13. Joecity

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    Done just yesterday and hot as fuck now. Most likely terminal thanks.
     
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    Get some coconut oil on it :thumbup:
     
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    We had an Irish doctor in our village When l was a kid Dr Hood wire lovely man never a problem getting a sick note off him
     
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    @Mad Al why is that funny? :shrug2::hehe:

    "Several studies have demonstrated that coconut oil may also aid wound healing. ... It found that treating the wounds with virgin coconut oil sped up healing, improved antioxidant status and increased levels of collagen, an important protein that aids in wound healing"
     
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  17. Joecity

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    It's funny you mention that. I was intrigued in fact. To finally see what you look like. I was looking at your avatar pic earlier. I was expecting to see some well dressed business man but it seems that you look more like a hobo sofa surfer or a migrant nervously embarking on the difficult and perilous Balkan route to Calais. I like it.
     
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    Is there anything you can’t use coconut oil for?
     
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  19. Mrs Steve R

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    Nope, it's the tree of life :thumbup::hehe:
     
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    #Joelepussy.
     
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