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look at my bastard leg

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Joecity, 12 Aug 2019.

  1. Eat Y'self Fitter

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    Proving one's sanity.
     
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    Have you actually ever read up on it before accusing me of being insane? :shrug2: doubt it very much :hehe:
     
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  3. Joecity

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    Fuck that shit. The flies that kept landing on it earlier were cleaning it out nicely.
     
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    Is it any good for loft insulation? only ours is a bit drafty like.
     
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  5. Eat Y'self Fitter

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    I've read lots about the people that love the stuff on here. You, Splotty & Nid. Rarefied company indeed.
     
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    Just read up on it


    Is Coconut Oil Really ‘Pure Poison’?
    In a lecture two weeks ago, Michels, an epidemiologist at the Harvard TH Chan school of Public Health, claimed that coconut oil is one of the worse things you can eat. Michels is also the director of the Institute for Prevention and Tumour Epidemiology at the University of Freiburg, Germany. In a speech delivered in German titled “Coconut Oil and other Nutritional Errors” at the University of Freiburg, Michels went on to make a controversial statement that there has not been even one human study that has shown a positive outcome from coconut oil. The speech, uploaded on YouTube on July 10th, went viral and has got over 1,384,200 views

    :yikes:
     
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    Just as I thought :thumbup:
     
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    Ok second guess .....you were having kinky sex with your dog and it objected:thumbup:
     
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    No. I shouldn't have said that earlier. By Christ you are annoying though. Anyway I take it back and sorry.
     
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    As if having regular sex with a dog isn't bad enough
     
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    Bum fun.

    (lets see her counter that one .. eh .. :thumbup:)
     
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    You bloody cut it shaving didn’t you, you big festering leg bag of gayness?
     
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    I still luvs ewe butt don't ewe worry:hehe:
     
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    I've read people do use it as a lube but cannot be used with latex condoms. :thumbup::hehe:
     
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    Actually, it’s a great lubricant... so my missus tells me.
     
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    Oh fuck:coat:
     
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    Still hasn’t been denied :sherlock:
     
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    Mix a bit of Dettol with some dirt. Add two caps of whiskey to make a solution.
    Now drink it and go and get a tetanus shot
     
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    How did you do it anyway mate?
     
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    Barbed wire. One leg safely over, fence straddled and pushing wire down with spare hand then get complacent and tlift the other leg over a shade too vigorously and fuck it all up.
     
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