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look at my bastard leg

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Joecity, 12 Aug 2019.

  1. Dr. Lecter

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    More probable than your razor sharp wit being the cause.....
     
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  2. Joecity

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    It's bastard feckd it is so if u don here from me tomorrow u know why. Not jail. Ok then. We'll leave it there for now. Lock the thread Colonel.
     
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    I forgot to say that the words bad and bars were pronounced barrrd and barrrs
     
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  4. Nugent

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    What a poof.
     
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    Where’s Paul Morgan when you need him?:shrug2:
     
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  6. Hilly ap Willie

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    Did you get the chicken though Joe?
    Anyways, back to your festering pre amputation enquiry. Aloe Vera gel. Your leg will be back to room temperature in a few hours and within 72 hours you can go back to rustling the local livestock. You can thank me later
     
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    It's a fair point. Joe hasn't yet explained exactly why he was straddling barbed wire in the first place. As we all know very well, this is put in place to deter would be intruders / thieves / sexual deviants from expensive items such as say, sheep for example.

    :sherlock:

    The weather was awful yesterday too, which would've have ordinarily put everyone but the most determined or depraved minds off.

    The bad weather would also have massively reduced the chances of chancing upon other folk such as ramblers, who could've raised the warning about some nefarious bestiality about to take place.

    Oh no, I think this whole sorry episode needs a little more explaining, don't you @Joecity

    :squidward:
     
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  8. Goslow

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    Did this a few years ago, did I go whining on the internet looking for sympathy? Did I fuck I manned up and got on with it.
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    I had a similar sized bruise on my leg after a copper hit me with one of those telescopic steel truncheon things up in Portsmouth.
     
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    As did my mate at Wolves away during the infamous half time 'We Want Beer' riot of a few years ago.

    He got hit going back to his seat. I was still a part of the melee underneath the stand.
     
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    I got caught up in that, seen a copper get knocked out by one of those metal bins, hit him right on the jaw.
     
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    Sounds like the scene from Jaws
     
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    Another guess, Josephine was putting fake tan on her legs and scratched herself with one of her false nails??:sherlock:
     
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    He’s a bit of a girl is our @Joecity.

    If it’s red, hot, inflamed, any discharge and you’re feeling unwell, then it’s infected. Just go and see your GP and get some Abx, you’ll be right as rain in a couple of days.

    Are you up to date with your tetanus?

    Poofta
     
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  15. Joecity

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    You'll all be pleased to know that I made it through the night. It was touch and go for a while but being dead hard got me over the line. As for why i was going over a barbed wire fence I was taking a shortcut. I'm sure there's a lesson there somewhere.
     
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    I can see the image of Christ in that bruise. You are truly blessed
     
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    Are you French?
     
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    I wish. Wine buy the plastic 10 litre container full. Endless lunch breaks. Soft cheese regularly through the day. Full strength cigarettes. Pulling over and pissing quite legally by the side of the road after lunch time wine. Having a full on meltdown in the street and just laugh it off with a shrug of the shoulders to warm applause. Yes. I wish I was.
     
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    some of us have the burden of a social life to deal with. This particular one happened to be a festival.

    if you want to look at men in suits, there are specialist websites you can use.
     
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