Get her to kick you out mate. I have got it on the tele and my laptop just cause I can. I might even switch it on in the kitchen as well in case I go to the fridge for a can. Yes. I can't think of any downsides of being single between the hours of 10.20 and 11.45 on a Saturday night.
It's been some Saturday. Wife & Daughter went to the in-laws for the day. I was left with some chores but I worked like a bastard & was all done by 11:30. Lay around for a bit then had some soup & watched the Fulham game. Bit of a kip & then up in time to watch Cardiff beat Southampton. Family returned & wife was feeling frisky so we popped upstairs whilst my daughter was having her tea glued to Netflix Then it was booze & a Chinese and now she's gone upstairs and I'm watching MOTD whilst drinking brandy. If only the jacks had lost it would've been a perfect day.
Played golf, went to see my dad, came home, changed, took the mrs down pub to watch the egg, few pints, home, had a kip in the chair, mrs made me an omelette, both watching motd together.
So wait...wait...she's not even watching something that's actually on the tele now? You know that she's got to see the end. That I could understand at a push but this? This???? FFS
