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Official Daily Celebrity Insult Thread

Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Ring Peace, 27 Nov 2019.

  1. Ring Peace

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    In this thread you can pick any celebrity, politician, sports person or other notable person and say one bad thing about them.

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    When Tess Daly talks, it sounds to me like a seal with a bad cough trying to the bagpipes.
     
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  2. TroggBlue

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    I want Jack Grealish to be punched again
     
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  3. stantys tattoos

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    [​IMG]
     
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    Neil Shipperley..….wanker
     
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  5. Arfur Ap Llewellyn Europe

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    In the words of the late, great Clive James:

    "Arnold Schwarzenegger looks like a brown condom full of walnuts"
     
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    harry kane sounds like a goose farting in the fog [​IMG]
     
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    Steve McFadden looks like a raw sausage in a shirt.
     
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    So do I :thumbup:
     
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    Simon Cowell....…...spawner of useless cunts
     
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    Katie Hopkins looks like a fart in a frock
     
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    Piers Morgan is a grumpy old man
     
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  12. Dr. Lecter

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    Steady on there Adz.

    Children might read this board.
     
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    You've let the invidious, hypocritical, immoral gobshite, attention seeking cunt off lightly IMHO.:nqat:


     
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    "Andrew Lloyd Webber; a man who looks like he’s had his face carved off by a diseased butcher, put in a piñata, beaten with hockey sticks for six hours and then the resulting mess piped back onto his head like the icing on the ugliest cake the world has ever seen."
     
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    That’s putting it mildly:hehe:
     
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    He's an absolute rotter
     
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    Nicked from @Mad Al on the QFQ thread:

    Bette Middler
    [On Princess Anne:] Such an active, outdoorsy lass. She loves nature in spite of what it did to her.
     
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    Crying over vegan sausage rolls ffs :hehe: Still not tried them tho
     
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    Michael Heseltine is a senile old Jack cunt who nobody want to listen to

    There I’ve said it :hehe:
     
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    Funny that. I've waited all my life to finally hear him talk some sense and he does over the last few weeks.

    Will wonders never cease.
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