Discussion in 'Cardiff City Forum' started by Ring Peace, 27 Nov 2019.
When Paloma Faith sings I imagine that her sound and styling is based on the neighbourhood Tom cat. The sound that comes out of her mouth is akin to a crying moggy wailing because it has stuffed too much fudge in their mouth.
Just listen to her singing and think “crying cat”.
Sam Allardyce looks like he eats bags of walkers on the shitter
That’s Waterstones author of the year 2019 that your taking the piss out off “ HOW FUCKING DARE YOU “
Of domestic rodents a major fan
An officer and a gerbil man
All instagram influencers, what actually qualifies these people.
Adrian Childes has a face like a Toby jug full of piss
I'm centre ground
Nigel Farage looks like gasping mackerel dressed in tweed.
Adrian Chiles looks like the head of maths at a really shit comprehensive.
Alun Cairns looks like very short dwarf
theresa may. face like a disappointed moth
Jeremy Corbyn is a BTEC Santa.
Well he gives everything for free, whether that exists is a question
Amanda Holden has a face like haunted tupperware.
The only reason Kate Middleton keeps getting pregnant is because her tits aren’t worth finishing on.
After playing Mike Thecoolperson for 2 series of the Young Ones, Christoper Ryan made a successful career as his alter ego “Simon Cowell” in the X Factor show.
“Cowell” is certainly going for the world record for number of donor sphincters to be surgically grafted to his aging body. Although officially “Cowell” is 60, he’s 133 in arsehole years.